comet

@lilsketch Tell my family I love them

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@CryptoGodJohn lol

LOL

@IAmScuba_Steve He’s gonna handle the situation

@cometcalls About Fing time

BREAKING 🚨 The smoking wizard has been deployed to the Middle East

@0xUnihax0r Narcissus was handsome though. He stared himself because he loved who he was, not who he could’ve been

This scene is perfect. The two screen split in the middle gives the impression of a mirror. Modern Narcissus meeting his greatest fear. Everything is here. The awkward gestures. The flood of Pepsi revealing the character’s obsessive traits. The inability to form a word. Narcissus contemplates in awe what he could have been in a parallel reality, if not for the genetic lottery of life. It’s the moment he realised that this is the energy he feeds off.

@Degen_CPA Yeah I’m in it Also everyone has to say a slur which we all screenshot Then if anyone leaks from the chat we have the power to destroy them Mutually assured destruction

Been hearing rumors that once you hit 100k followers you get added to a group chat with many other 100k+ followers accounts. In this chat they converse on which topics they want to engage with altering, since doing so changes the algorithm for everyone.

@youngjazzeth Marked safe from goonercide ✅

biggest gooners in the space we have worked out who the biggest gooners are based on looks, intuition, history and many other factors thoughts?

@boru_crypto Why would you be good at this

few of the boys told me i have an insane gaydar ive made a list of crypto bros who i think are gay, the list is based on body type, gayness, voice, takes and more thoughts?

Crypto KOLs telling their followers “look it’s the bear market. We’re all in the same boat”

@Alexm3111 And I’m still expensive as hell

@cometcalls Comet is the most underpaid influencer in crypto

Is water wet mothafucka

@jakepaul W

I come to you today, with a confession - when we first created W we took some L’s. When you launch something new, it’s hard to get the product perfect right away. So we listened to your feedback, went back in the lab to create the BEST, the world’s greatest - the new and improved W products 😤 My viral pit stains? Not an accident -  a statement to create awareness around the new WINNING formula. Smoother glide, better sweat protection and extra odor-blocking. If you don’t believe me, go try it for yourself. Go get @itscalledW - available nationwide at Walmart (Naturals Isle) & Amazon 🙂

@Bk4theFireworks @SigurdXamdax @CarlHigbie If you’re correct, 1% would put measles deaths and measles vaccine deaths at the same rate. And 5% would mean 5x more likely to die from the vaccine. So I don’t think this is a great argument

@SigurdXamdax @CarlHigbie VAERS reporting is also know to be between only 1-5% of actual vaccine related injuries 🤷‍♂️

So the Measles vaccine caused 30x the deaths than Measles itself… got it.

Jeffrey Epstein was Satoshi Nakamoto $btc

@Alexm3111 @positivityofx I don’t know if it’s real love. She probably just pities him

@positivityofx @cometcalls your boy punch has dropped the toy and picked up a girlfriend! Are you proud of him?

Update : Punch now has a girlfriend. Aweeeeeee! ❤️❤️😂😂

@_Shadow36 @TopShotWizard Yes

Established memes will be the most coveted coins to hold this time around.. & I will continue stacking one of the greatest of all time… $GIGA

@onchainmo How is “you’re broke!“ always the comeback that these guys for lol Ok let’s say I’m broke. You borrowed money from your broke friend and you won’t pay him back? Knowing that he’s not in a great financial position? That makes you the cool guy here?

i actually didn’t want to make a big deal out of this. but since kickz is dumb enough to write comments like that instead of just apologizing it deserves an extra tweet. kickz owes me and another friend $5,500 for something i paid for that he was supposed to reimburse me for afterward. the previously mentioned $1,500 was a number i had wrong in my head because i had already written the money off a long time ago. not paying back your debts is a bitch move, regardless of the fact that this is only about a small amount. we reminded him multiple times privately that he still owed us money, and he even replied that he would send the funds. which he obviously never did. ironically, he’s now employed by the company that we paid back then and that he technically would still owe money to if i hadn’t covered it for him. i could say a lot more, but i will leave it at that for now. the moral of the story: brokies stay brokies, and you can recognize them by having a pfp of an nft they don’t even own.

@zachxbt @WazzCrypto mad dawg

@WazzCrypto ???

Other than Eric Trump (who is barely sentient), there's not a single comment from a real person on this post It's all bots

@Tradinator33 lol yes

@cometcalls you don't need a list when you show up with a 1000x and a sword that big

A lot of lists being made and leaving me off I might have to pull off a big 1000x comeback soon just for my own ego