Martin Rizo

My first picture ever was a sonogram

I miss when I was a Kid and Barber shops had dirty magazines.

Fabuloso out here looking like delicious juices bro

I miss when I was a Kid and Barber shops at dirty magazines.

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got so many extensions on a traffic ticket, that the cop who gave me the ticket retired #LifeHacks

Its called body wash because it washes the whole body including hair right? Or am I messing up?

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My Anxiety stems from overthinking and my overthinking stems from Anxiety! It's like a double sided dildo sword

Daylight savings makes me feel like I'm late and early at the same time when I look at my phone & microwave

I'm ready for Turkey Tacos this Thanksgiving

I knew TSA didn't care about working with out pay, when they let me go through wearing my jacket

You know its a Dodger parade when you see a lowrider float

Spirit halloween employees we will miss you guys

Dodger parade tomorrow! Those waymos better watch out!

People will be able to now live till 250 Years thanks to the Japanese. Imagine now waiting another 150 years for your grandma to die to keep the house

Trumps Neck has a Only Fans

My Grandma Really believes Mr Roger's & Eazy E had 40s together. Damn Ai!

24 hour laundromats are crazy! If you're there at 3am youre Either there to wash the clothes you just cheated with or you're washing off blood stains.

Ima use A.I videos to change the Ending of La Bamba & Selena where they both survive.