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They finally make a movie for people who are 12 inches tall with no genitals and those people don't even like it.

@falseroxy I will! Not not in the summer. It’s too damn humid there

@comicnrrd come to philly and wander between me and jeanne !!

i lived in maine for four years. i've been back in philly for a little over a month and i have not thought about or missed anything about maine once. it's like it never happened.

@falseroxy I think about you constantly!

(okay i do miss @comicnrrd and tasha at rosy's house of hair oddities BUT that's it. and tassel top lake)

??????

@falseroxy @rickrudescalves This is maybe the funniest joke of all time

@rickrudescalves i told amelia bedelia to go to the shrink and now i can't find the bitch !

So, like, if you don’t want to date someone who has photos taken off her in a swimsuit, maybe you don’t get into a relationship with a PROFESSIONAL SURFER. Jonah Hill is a man-baby and anyone who wants to mop his tears is a simp.

For real. Not at all surprised that there are tons of men lauding Hill for “sensibly laying out his boundaries”, but the women who buy that shit???? A boundary is something you set for yourself, or in consensus with your partner: it’s not a demand you make of someone

@boxbrown @PotCzach Same. This movie BLOWS

no one ever saw this movie but the poster hung in every video rental store in the country for like 6 years

@falseroxy I’d say this a beautiful boy man

can't believe no one else has a beautiful boy man

it's beautiful boy man friday

@KennethWReid Kudos for branding shit over $5 as “five beyond”

@RTTPresents No?

the airbnb collapse is so awesome and i hope every property owner has to sell at a gutwrenching loss to someone who might actually live in the fuckin place

@falseroxy @AntiNewDems There are 2 other people in that photo showing more skin that the subject! Get a life @AntiNewDems

@AntiNewDems this guy on halloween: Here is a man dressed as a “Dracula” He wasn’t an outlier.

@AntiNewDems There are 2 other people that photo with more exposed skin than the subject!

@AntiNewDems You have some real confusion around the term “naked”. That person looks fully clothed to me

Good for them

@PeaPuck Ugh! Do I have to choose only 1?! I want a grass flavor Tapsy Taps, a Spaghecto, a kappa kup, a slug buster, and a Tummy Jail Prisoner

It’s a beautiful day in Fliffmellington 🌞🍦 which ice cream are you getting?

@falseroxy Definitely has an undeniable “maxi pad on a light day” vibe

i want that barbie ruggable rug that looks like a femme rothko for my chapel where girls can sit and ruminate with their iced coffee

I absolutely love when people use a conservative dummy’s banned book list as a “to read” list instead. Most of the books on there do, in fact, rule!