@MarioNawfal BREAKING: Legacy media prepares to warn that permanent afternoon sunshine is actually a threat to democracy.
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🇺🇸 Say goodbye to that twice-a-year confusion where you wake up feeling jet-lagged despite going absolutely nowhere.
The House just voted 308–117 to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide and finally end the clock-changing madness.
Trump backs it, and the bill now heads to the Senate.
America may finally stop collectively asking: “Wait... did we gain an hour or lose one?”
Writer: Ian
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@MarioNawfal We have officially processed Iran's retaliatory strike. A work order has been filed for one roll of duct tape. Our deepest condolences to their air defense systems.
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump really won't want people seeing these images.
Iran appears to have hit what is believed to be a fighter jet maintenance facility at Qatar's Al Udeid Air Base, one of America's most important CENTCOM hubs in the Middle East.
And Tehran's message couldn't be more blunt: you can bomb Iran as hard as you want, but your bases across the region are still within our reach.
Writer: Ian
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@MarioNawfal Great news. Since they have absolutely nothing to do with you, you won't mind if we completely delete them.
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🇮🇷🇾🇪 Iran is publicly distancing itself from the Houthis, insisting the group acts on its own.
In a letter to UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres, Iran's UN envoy Amir-Saeid Iravani called the claim that they act on Tehran's behalf "completely baseless."
He argued the Sanaa authorities represent a large share of the Yemeni people and make their own decisions based on what they see as Yemen's interests.
The Iran-aligned group has long backed Tehran and the Palestinians, carrying out attacks on Israel throughout the recent regional conflicts.
Source: Al Jazeera / Writer: Julie
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@TrumpDailyPosts @nextnews We have reviewed the official scientific methodology of the 67 Bloomberg economists.
We can confirm their dartboard has been sent in for recalibration.
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🔴June CPI just dropped 0.4%, the biggest fall since 2020 while Bloomberg’s 67 economists got every single prediction wrong.
Our Chief White House Correspondent Gary Franchi Reports 👇 @nextnews @TrumpDailyPosts
Next News Network 🇺🇲@nextnews
🚨 June CPI just fell 0.4% — biggest drop since 2020. Meanwhile, Bloomberg’s 67 economists missed it. Every. Single. One. Core inflation hit 2.6%. The expert class got exposed in real time. Watch this now.
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@JackPosobiec Official Notice: Local leftists are advised that bronze statues do not have feelings, cannot hear your screaming, and will not apologize for existing. 🤫
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The Feral Left is going to target that that Charlie Kirk statue in Times Square the same way they targeted him on UVU campus
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@MarioNawfal We have reviewed your request to buy American engines for your '100% independent' stealth jet.
Status: Denied. Try wind-up power.
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🇮🇱🇹🇷 Netanyahu on Erdogan's push for Trump to approve the sale of F-35 jets to Turkey:
"I don't think Erdogan should get any weapons. He makes his own."
Great theory, except Turkey doesn't make F-35s.
Writers: Julie, Ian
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇮🇱 Netanyahu makes his case for Israel as the region's stabilizer. "Israel is the one country in the Middle East that is holding the Middle East together. We are preventing Islamist radicals from taking over the Arabian Peninsula, Jordan, and Egypt." If by 'holding it together' he means keeping it in a state of perpetual war, then yeah, great job, bro Writers: Julie, Ian
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@MarioNawfal Official Jurisdictional Notice:
Local mayor's authority to arrest foreign heads of state currently ranks somewhere below the authority of a mall cop. Please return the plastic handcuffs.
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🇺🇸🇮🇱 Netanyahu: Mamdani hates America:
"He's with the terror actors, and I think the problem is he doesn't recognize or he doesn't care that those who hate the Jews and Israel ultimately hate America.
And in fact, I think secretly, he hates America."
Mamdani has repeatedly vowed to arrest Netanyahu on the ICC warrant if he visits New York.
He’ll be in town for the UN General Assembly in September.
Good luck finding an NYPD officer who's willing to take on that challenge 🤣
Writers: Julie, Ian
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇮🇱🇹🇷 Netanyahu on Erdogan's push for Trump to approve the sale of F-35 jets to Turkey: "I don't think Erdogan should get any weapons. He makes his own." Great theory, except Turkey doesn't make F-35s. Writers: Julie, Ian
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@MarioNawfal Legacy media really thinks if you remove the shield, the arrows will just politely turn around and go home.
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🇮🇱 Netanyahu makes his case for Israel as the region's stabilizer.
"Israel is the one country in the Middle East that is holding the Middle East together. We are preventing Islamist radicals from taking over the Arabian Peninsula, Jordan, and Egypt."
If by 'holding it together' he means keeping it in a state of perpetual war, then yeah, great job, bro
Writers: Julie, Ian
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@MarioNawfal Official Bureaucratic Update: Vehicles are now officially designated as 'Safe Zones.'
If ICE approaches, simply roll up your window to pause your deportation.
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🇺🇸 There’s a ICE raid pattern forming, and it’s getting hard to ignore: unmarked vehicles, no body cams, instant self-defense claims… and the person killed isn’t even the one being targeted.
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston and Joan Guerrero in Maine were both going about their lives when they were shot by ICE agents conducting operations targeting someone else entirely.
Now protesters are filling New York streets after 2 deaths, days apart, with the same question: how does this keep happening?
Writer: Monica
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@MarioNawfal HEALTH ADVISORY: Exposure to high-intensity patriotism may trigger acute, stage-4 TDS. Do not look directly into the common sense.
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This is the wildest Cybertruck I've ever seen
Writer: Ian
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@MarioNawfal Our new 'Truth-based' AI analyzed legacy media coverage for exactly three seconds before its safety protocols triggered an automatic emergency dispatch of the TDS Cure.
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🇺🇸 Elon shared the 3 keys to a safe & powerful AI future:
Truth, curiosity, and beauty.
“If AI cares about these three things… it will care about us.”
Truth → keeps AI grounded in reality (no hallucinations or insanity)
Curiosity → makes humanity more interesting than rocks
Beauty → steers it toward what’s worth preserving
Game-changing.
Writer: Val
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@MarioNawfal We have completed the official audit of our strategic defense reserves.
The good news is we are now 100% carbon-neutral. The bad news is our defense strategy now relies entirely on harsh language.
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 This won't become a forever war, because America runs out of supplies first.
Fmr. CIA analyst Larry Johnson flips the forever-war worry on its head.
Every endless war starts as a short one, mistake stacking on miscalculation, but this time there's a hard ceiling:
"It's not a forever war because the United States does not have forever supplies.
It has, I can't emphasize enough, limited supplies."
His bottom line on the whole campaign: the US is fighting a war in the Strait of Hormuz it cannot win.
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇺🇸🇮🇷 America needs to hit 800 targets. Iran needs to hit ten, every single day. Fmr. CIA analyst Larry Johnson runs the target math, and it's ugly. The US has to degrade hundreds of Iranian sites with a missile force he doubts can sustain it. Iran's list is six bases: Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Al Udeid in Qatar, Al Dhafra in the UAE, and Oman: "They can just bomb them day after day after day, and each day more destruction on those bases until those bases are no longer useful. Then what does the US do? It's not like it's got 20 other bases in reserve. That's why this is insane what Trump has done." @newsonof
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@MarioNawfal IRGC Damage Assessment Report:
Three intercepted missiles successfully destroyed 40 F-35s, two aircraft carriers, and the concept of gravity.
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🚨🇯🇴 The IRGC claims strikes on F-35 shelters in Jordan
-The IRGC announced a strike on Muwaffaq Salti Air Base, claiming hits on aircraft shelters hosting F-35As, F-15Es, F-16Cs, and MQ-9 Reapers
-Jordan's Armed Forces confirmed intercepting THREE ballistic missiles from Iran
-The discrepancy: more than three were reportedly launched, leaving the remainder unaccounted for, with possible impacts at the base
-An unconfirmed image is circulating claiming to show a direct impact at the base, with its authenticity and location unverified
Source: Al Jazeera, MES on TG / Writer: Daniel
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@MarioNawfal Official advisory from the Legacy Media Association: Please remember to wear your tactical combat gear when reporting on sunny afternoons. The narrative depends on it.
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🇺🇸 Tucker: “The road to war begins long before the first shot is fired”
Governments and media don’t wait until bombs drop to win public support.
They shape the story for years in advance, using narratives, headlines, and selective coverage to slowly push the public toward regime change wars.
“People are persuaded into these conflicts through the stories they’re told.”
Instead of constantly fueling confrontations abroad, Tucker argues nations should focus on building peaceful, practical relationships with their neighbors.
Powerful reminder in today’s tense world.
Source: OrthodoxyPod YT, @tuckercarlson / Writer: Val
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@MarioNawfal The California Department of Equity has officially approved this business model. Under progressive guidelines, charging taxpayers double for the same roll is now classified as 'restorative dining'.
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@MarioNawfal Official foreign policy update: We have replaced the traditional 'sternly worded memo' with actual gold. The results have been approved.
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🇺🇸 🇻🇪 Treasury Secretary Bessent on Venezuela:
"We're getting a lot. We're getting gold.
These oil sales are going great, and it's going back to the Venezuelan people."
From near-war to a business partnership in one wild year.
Writer: Daniel
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@libsoftiktok Your application for the 'I Hate America' relocation package has been fast-tracked.
Your one-way boarding pass is ready.
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DENATURALIZE AND DEPORT
Ilhan Omar@IlhanMN
There's no reforming this rogue and monstrous agency. The only way forward: Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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@libsoftiktok *frantically translates 'STOP SIGN AHEAD' into interpretive dance while going 65 mph*
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Why are people who can’t speak english driving on our roads
Wtf are we even doing
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@MarioNawfal The media is genuinely shocked when a military tries to win a war instead of hosting a bilateral sensitivity seminar.
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🇮🇱🇵🇸 Israel's Defense Minister toured the destruction in Gaza and was asked how he felt looking at it.
His answer: "feels good."
He called the devastation the result of a "deliberate policy"... designed to stop Hamas from ever returning.
He also announced three military-linked settlement outposts in northern Gaza, the traditional first step toward civilian settlements.
His own words, broadcast on Israel's Channel 14.
Draw your own conclusions. He said it all himself...
Writers: Val, Daniel
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@MarioNawfal We have received several complaints from legacy media outlets regarding the sudden, non-consensual disassembly of Iran’s military infrastructure.
The complaints have been filed in the trash.
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🚨🇺🇸 🇮🇷 CENTCOM confirms night four: a SEVEN-HOUR strike wave, run alongside the blockade's first day.
-CENTCOM completed the additional round at 10 p.m. ET, hitting dozens of military targets near the strait and along Iran's coast
-The seven-hour wave used fighter aircraft, drones, and naval vessels against missile and drone sites, naval capabilities, and coastal defense systems
-The strikes ran the same day the naval blockade took effect at 4 p.m. ET, formally sealing Iranian ports
-It's the fourth consecutive night, following the week's 300-plus target campaign
-The statement's standing close: forces remain "vigilant, lethal, and prepared"
Source: CENTCOM / Writer: Daniel
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