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The world-renowned music school, Juilliard, is facing allegations that two of its professors engaged in sexual misconduct against aspiring and enrolled students at the school. n.pr/3j2UAXr

Please read! This article was years in the making. I want to thank @Sammy_Sussman and the brave women who spoke out. @JuilliardSchool please listen and take action. van-magazine.com/mag/juilliard-…

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ugh my slutty Holdrian comma costume didn't arrive on time so now I have to be a slutty syntonic comma like everyone else

Electroacoustic art music is just another branch of historical performance

Cbat challenge: have sex to a playlist that includes at least one composition from the next new music concert you attend.

@arvofart I wish *I* were high on potenuse.

rip johann sebastian bach you would have loved copy and paste

@datbassjawn He would have loved the ability to copy+paste

Beethoven never saw a computer

Some people say that all of Mozart’s music is archaic, obsolete, and thoroughly unrelatable to younger audiences and yeah that would probably be true if he hadn’t composed the original ass-eating anthem

My new piece is called “Dialogues” because it’s kinda like the instruments are talking to each other and also because of the unspoken expectation that new music titles should conform to the performative pseudo-intellectual dialect that the White upper class speaks and writes in

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Introducing the Planet Earth Prize: we award certificates of achievement to winners in 1500 musical categories 6 times each year. Venmo me the $20 entry fee to qualify as one of the finalists for Best Musician On Planet Earth.

If you polled every classical musician in the US, who would be considered the greatest rapper of all time?:

Experimental musicians after playing whale noises for in the woods for 70 hours straight: yeah I’m really into building radical systems of community and finding the intersection of social and evironmental justice with immersive sonic art and exploring the boundaries of this form

...more like the oblate spheroid of 5ths

Music is a binary and all things are definitively either “music” or “not music”. -Birds chirping: not music -Rap: music -20,001 Hz sine wave: not music -Slam poetry: music -Bach chorale: not music -Microwave beeping: music -Pattern of tension/resolution within a tweet: not music

All Multiples of 57 are Trash and Here's Why

Which ethnomusicologist was the most impactful in their attempts to preserve and categorize Western European musical traditions?