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I wanna ride horses through new zealand and pretend i’m an extra in the lord of the rings

@dumpthebosses fuck this

@dumpthebosses my dream

Just went another entire work day without speaking to a single person

wine at blueroom save me

Very funny when capitalists complain that we have 41 million people on food assistance in the USA. This is the product of your economic system.

@pizza_nomics omggggggg

never think and let me sign better be about to top my spotify wrapped for the next decade

@dysrtss next time you can just hit her

Do not speak to me about sports.

the taylor swift hate is making me feel so alive

@dysrtss no more three d printed anything. make it end

all adobe products should come free on any computer like calculator and pinball. and ICE officers should have to play russian roulette every morning with 5 bullets in the chamber

I think everyone should not go to the store when i’m there

MORE WALNUTS ARE FALLING AS I TRY AND RAKE THEM!!!

hmm but what if violence IS the answer

maybe his neck just did that

I have a spider that lives on my backup camera what should I name him

@dysrtss that fucking rules

@dumpthebosses that makes sense actually

I am rectangular.

❤️diet coke❤️

why can’t I light a cigarette in class? I think I deserve that

@dysrtss he doesn’t get access to the smart bulb app 🙂‍↔️