midnights like this

I think my new calling in life is to move to a small town in the English countryside, become friends with the town's jolly priest, and solve murder mysteries that occur at an alarming rate in said town considering the small population

@DelmarquisC @h3h3producitons Teddy is very mature

@h3h3producitons Thats... huh.... isn't that movie for mature audiences only?

Just took my 4 year old son Theodore to go see Barbie. After the movie, he told he was proud they cast a trans woman and also about how it explored the effects of an oppressive patriarchal society and the importance of feminism in our culture. Raising a true liberal!!

@neebrowwn @RunnerEyeYT Skinny legend

Fun Fact: Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 12 aired 6 years ago today

@LILG_ej @shaTIRED Too true

and is the day in the room with us right now?

I hate how it’s unprofessional to cry at most jobs. I’m not an actor, I don’t get paid to act. If I want to cry and do my job I should be allowed to.

Kristen looked so so good on Watch What Happens! Hottieeeeeee

@proetrie I’ve seen American Psycho too

my mom: “please don’t rile up the dogs when we get home” me as soon as i see the dogs:

I don’t think I’ve seen anything quite as vicious as the Nebraska lawmaker currently filibustering against anti trans bills. Holy fuck.

@PopBase Honestly good for Emily - girl is out there living my dream hahaha

Harry Styles and Emily Ratajkowski spotted kissing in Tokyo.

Where there is love, there is abundance (1/2)

@Doubleunderhoof @hasanthehun Ben has yaasified himself

@hasanthehun Bro why does Bens eyebrows look like he filled them with the king size sharpie 😂😂😂

ben shapiro is absolutely following lsf drama now for clicks.

@queensofbravo Ooooooh good casting!!!!

He needs to play all Three Identical Brothers

@Santos4Congress @trixiemattel For someone who just had “fun at a festival” you know a lot about drag Mr George.

@trixiemattel Clearly you know all about weak acting skills @trixiemattel ⬇️⬇️⬇️

I have now been enshrined in late night TV history with all these impersonations, but they are all TERRIBLE so far. Jon Lovitz is supposed to be one of the greatest comedians of all time and that was embarrassing— for him not me! These comedians need to step their game up.

@__Andrew_Powell Unfortunately, it’s so annoying when I’m trying to sleep

Yo is restless leg syndrome a real thing?

delete your tweet mitch.

@sweetisdogthis @chiweethegod Truuuuuuuuuuue

@sexualliety @mattxiv Okay this is amazing

@mattxiv someone send this to her

this is embarrassingly low even for candace owens

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

@defnoodles He method acted his way into jail then hahahahahahahahaha