Silly Cat Appreciation Society (SCAS)

@nezumi_ningen Paid vacation?

@YPTActual The authoritarians crave a boot to lick instead of being free

@IfyNwadiwe That Raise the Past alt borderless art is awesome

@ArmyStrang Ready for some epic pulls

Guess what's coming back to the shop this week

@who_shot_jgr Ask them if they're hiring for me please

"you're Embraer to die" doesn't roll off the tongue luckily

GOOD MORNING CADETS IT IS 5AM IN THE MORNING AND TIME TO GO TO DULUTH MINNESOTA

@PhilipPetrunak @lions_by The Kutznetzov is constantly broken so they are putting the sailors in BTRs

@lions_by I don't get it?

Lmao

@ArmyStrang Honestly the small business might be worse for the family in the long run.

They talked him out of it, he said he's going to start a small business. So good luck to all that

Check on your buddies, they may be experiencing a midlife crisis

@NateSilver538 No distinctive BBQ characteristics for GA is a take that throws into question your credibility on all things.

NORTH CAROLINA versus GEORGIA natesilver.net/p/could-kamala…

@BimbleWizard @halomancer1

@halomancer1 Okay I'll just throw them really hard

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@ApesoftheState The one time I'm glad I'm working a late shift

Wife and kid are out of town for a couple days and I'm at a complete loss as to what to do with myself

@pbgomez_ I bet the salsa is just chunks of tomato and nothing else. Labeled "Spicy"

@poisonjr Gluh-urk or gler-see?

real heads know snails go glurce glurce

@halomancer1 Spicy

this literally changed pop culture

@hausofdecline Idk what you're tweeting though but I believe in you

Charlie Brown had hoes

The male equivalent to Chappell Roan is Andrew WK.

@adamtotscomix Not slutty enough

Honestly I think dudes are hating on the trunks because it’s kinda hot and they’re mad that they’re lowkey horny for Superman

@pbgomez_ What about the salt?

@IfyNwadiwe If you squint and got the weird horny gogs on

@RaxKingIsDead Unhinged and delightful

@nezumi_ningen RETVRN