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@Charlygotyou 😂

this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw $20. i told her that for withdraws less than $200 she has to use the atm. so she asked to withdraw $2000 in $20 bills. it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money. she took $20, gave me $1980 and said "deposit this"

‘You’re too far’ Because Temu wey you dey buy from,na your backyard e dey live

Tech really changed my life, man. I remember a year ago, I couldn't afford trousers or good clothes, but look at me now. I never chop since morning.

She's shy at first, then boom, she's a sex addict who's clingy with mood swings.

i’m healed now send me my ex, i want a rematch

I like how we have all agreed that fufu is the greatest swallow in the world.

I’ve been slim, I’ve been fat, I was body shamed at every size. At the end of the day Human beings are just stupid.

I have this cousin from my father’s side that has moved to every female in my family. Apparently he starts getting attracted to you when you get to 16 and he stops when you get to your 20s. He has legit tried to move to every single female in my family as soon as they turn 16

Peking Duck, crispy and tender, traditional Chinese dish from Beijing region.

When I see someone has 49 likes I quickly make it 50 cause academically I understand.

Adeboye said he had tea with God , and the congregation clapped . Lmao we’re cooked o

I no wan do 2028 for this country… amen

“I’m not working hard for my parents or future children, I’m working hard for my own future, Which is to live in Ikoyi 😂” ~ Shankcomics

it's ok, we're resting for all our ancestors that wished they could but never did

Marriage has genuinely never been at the forefront of my brain.. not even as a little girl daydreaming about her future life. If that happens, cool. But life is about sooooo much more, for me.. personally.

if you raped someone in 2013 and they chose to speak on it today, you're still a rapist. “that was mad long ago” is not a plea deal.

Not all men cheat. I’m going to die on this hill.

Misogyny runs so deep that when a man genuinely respects a woman, other dudes think it's just to get laid.

this woman birthed 5 girls that had no actual real talent and then marketed them all into multi millionaires. legendary

Who the fuck must you actually think you are to off a person in broad daylight and be confident enough to do it.