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@conajam

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Los Angeles, CA Katılım Eylül 2011
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interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says “vengeance” me: interviewer: me: you don’t remember me do you?
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Ron Iver@ronnui_·
Villeneuve messing around with these weirdo space movies is the reason they haven't made the final four since 2022
Variety@Variety

Denis Villeneuve teases the resurrection of Jason Momoa’s Duncan Idaho in #DunePartThree: “He comes back just at the right moment in the story. And it’s a very important comeback. Paul is struggling with his identity, and having that kind of strong Atreides figure coming back from the past will have a tremendous impact.” variety.com/2026/film/news…

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John Fanta@John_Fanta·
It had to be this way. St. John's. Connecticut. Hurley. Pitino. Round III. For the Big East throne. A parting shot from MSG:
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self conscious doctor
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steppin out in my clothed toad shoes
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love checking my phone to get weekly tips for how to stay off my phone
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oh so Shakespeare makes up words & he’s a “genius” but I make up one girlfriend & I’m “banned from Sandals resorts”
Bibliophilia@Libroantiguo

#Shakespeare invented over 1700 words in English Language (belongings, addiction, fashionable, advertising ...)

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judd crud@snotwurst420·
My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois
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I like talking to LLMs like I’m the fringe buddy in the friend group
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thanks, dude
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SLUG@generalslug·
michelin has the restaurant thing. goodyear has the blimp. unbelievable and pathetic that bridgestone is bringing absolutely nothing to the table
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doctor idk@bigmonkeong·
contrasting the over the top looney tunes nature of lockjaw with the stone called authentic approach of his second in command was a great choice
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brent@murrman5·
me: I’m gonna start a band called LMAFO my uncle: can I be in it
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summer 2016 twitter was the end of an era. this thread was pure, dumb bliss
Conajam@conajam

.@noodlescompany IDEA: if you're eating alone, for just $3 an employee will sit and eat w/ you. You'll get noodles AND company!

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Conajam@conajam·
your Craigslist roommates have a couple rules before you move in
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Conajam@conajam·
Really thought 2025 was gonna be my year
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my 2024 resolutions. so close.
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there's still time to finish my 2015 resolutions
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got a new belt for Xmas which means I now have an opulent collection of TWO entire belts
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