goose 🍀

opened tiktok, saw “lestat is a victim BUT why didn’t he go to therapy” take, closed tiktok, went outside to touch grass #emotionalregulation

@ clotted

crtwt stopping any and all discourse to collectively hate on the soul jams

Lucifers punishment is interesting from a writing perspective and rather cool That being said why is he the only one with an actual punishment? If Hell is supposed to be punishment why have we not seen any sort for ANY of the sinners? They're really just chilling - why just him?

@i_inuxi I need him to start using that phone of his and call people because if he really wanted a sinner gone he HAS options even if, though this is unlikely, not a single person wanted to help him - he could still threaten ANY of the hellborn into doing his bidding like pls us ur brain

“Lucifer can’t do anything about sinners because of his punishment!” Well… not exactly. He has money - if I remember correctly, he’s practically the richest character in Hell. He has magic - he literally creates things out of nothing. He has the support of the most powerful beings in Hell - the Sins and the Goetia. And sinners still love and respect his wife to this day… Let’s be honest here. He has every card in his hand to deal with any conflict involving sinners without personally beating their faces in. There’s basically no scenario where, with his resources and influence, he couldn’t find a way to handle arrogant sinners. He obviously just doesn’t want to. Well… or he’s an idiot, which is also a pretty believable possibility.

This is Venti genshin impact btw

Speaking my truth 😌

I gen dont know how to respond to vents like a normal person my first instinct is always "we should k*ll them"

Agender lucifer bc he's a shapshifter who literally predates the concept of gender

The Ouroboros

My streak of being attracted to ugly men continues

They should kiss instead and decide who's hotter amongst themselves in BED (it's lucifer but this is funnier)

He's stealing Vox's nachos....

아기병아리콩

@SPlDERBELLE You just called a man being interested in other men disgusting I'm just calling a spade a spade lmao

@confusedvibes_ im literally a dyke calm down

Homophobia? In the HAZBIN HOTEL FANDOM... were the only canonically straight character is nifty, what the helly

Vox, Vaggi, Angel, Pentious, Lucifer.... whole cast is meeting up on the roof ong

No Africa? No Europe? No Asia? No nothin'?