UncleGroovy

New update to the hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth: semi-civilized, mostly harmless.

Dilution is the ultimate solution to solution pollution.

From the universe's point of view even the most intelligent human beings are staggeringly incompetent on a level unfathomable even to themselves, so maybe don't be so hard on yourself, ok?

Still waiting for the flat Earthers to explain the origin of meteors, meteorite impact sight evidence and over the top the top shortwave radio propagation.

@catturd2 *A human governor could change everything in California.

A Republican Governor could change everything in California.

@elonmusk So D.C. would be a bright red beacon on the map right?

Given the extremely high rate of recidivism, this is important for community safety

If anyone is reading this, thank you. The thought of the day is this piece of mental chewing gum: Reality exists on the event horizon of a temporal black hole. You're welcome.

@QThe76 Anything

IF YOU CAN SEE THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE REPLY WITH ANYTHING 😏😃 You'll thank me later 👇🇺🇸 THE Q-STORM ⏳

@rabbitholebot *So far. We need to stop them.

The mass injecting of more than half the world's population with [the mRNA Covid injections] is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of our species.

@blkgunsmattr Dan Wesson.357

What’s one gun you regret selling?

Quantum tunneling is happening in hyperspace. It is hyperspace travel that allows quantum entanglement. 1 atom in two positions through hyperspace and manifesting in two locations in real space simultaneously . You're welcome.

What we know is all we know, but it is not all there is to know.

@patriot_savvy He vented in English, isn't the cultural appropriation or some other leftist cudgel?

Oh sweetie, bless your heart trying to school me on the Mexican flag like I didn’t pass 5th grade history. Yeah, we know, eagle eating a snake on a cactus, straight out of Aztec legend. Cool origin story. 🇲🇽 But here’s the plot twist you missed while typing ‘bitch’ like it’s your opener: America has the single most influential, exported, dominant culture on the entire planet. American heavy metal cars and trucks, rock ‘n’ roll, jazz, hip-hop, burgers, blue jeans, the internet, landing on the moon, inventing the modern world, meanwhile your country’s biggest export lately is people running north to escape the cartels you’re suddenly so eager to defend. If waving a foreign flag over the American one on American soil is your hill to die on, then yeah, pack those bags like I said. “Go shine”down south, superstar. The eagle on your flag is busy eating snakes… maybe take notes on how to handle your own house before lecturing mine about ‘culture.’ We built the greatest nation ever without needing to hide behind someone else’s heritage. You should try it sometime. 🇺🇸✨

@Aku_700 12

Let’s do a quick reality check. ✅ How many of the following statements do you agree with? 1. Joe Biden didn't legitimately win 2020 2. Men can neither be pregnant nor become women. 3. The world is run by pedophiles and Satanists. 4. All lives matter. No matter where you are from. 5. Communism is just slavery with a red flag and empty grocery stores. 6. Climate change is a hoax. We’re still in an ice age. 7. Fat shaming is OK. There’s nothing brave about being obese. 8. Abortion isn’t healthcare. It’s killing. 9. Mainstream media is the cancer of society. 10. Epstein didn't kill himself. 11. Covid was a hoax. There was no deadly pandemic 12. Michelle Obama is Man Drop your number below. Let’s see who’s still got a spine.

@AVGirl4Life It's good to set goals.

Men, what’s your response?

@EmilySm43 Sable

Name one

@wakeupusa Isn't it wonderful to live in a Nation with liberty? You can leave whenever you want for whatever reason you have. They are welcome to leave, and free to do so. America! What a country!

Muslim business owners say they are prepared to shut down their businesses and leave the United States over concerns about Islamophobia. What do you say?

@ohhanxiety That wasn't chicken.

Can you?

@DerWulf Sounds anti-Semitic to me. ;-)

People working 40-50 hours a week so billionaires can eat children.

@realMaalouf At least you said please. I respect your freedom of religion, as long as we are clear that you respect mine as well. And mine doesn't tell me to convert, kill or tax you, so maybe y'all could appeal to your God for an update, or some patch notes. Please.

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