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Two truths and a lie: I cum blood, I shit blood, I piss blood

@Minecraft PLEASE DELETE MENDING

🤔We would love to hear your thoughts on your experiences with villagers and villages in Minecraft! Let us know here: aka.ms/Minecraft-Vill…

I went to Habbo Hotel and no one knew your name

@ThicBeast__ @Minecraft You fool, all modern minecraft updates have to be cute mobs to make merch off. Not hostile mobs

@Minecraft How about rework the sulfur cube entirely. Imagine if it’s within 20 blocks of you it gives the player nausea & after 1 minute, poison. Take out the cube, effects go away. This makes the SULFUR mob a threat,without making it hostile.

The first Chaos Cubed testing moment is here for Bedrock Beta / Preview and will be out soon for Java Snapshot! Here's what's new! 🟨 Meet the sulfur cube who has a curious appetite for blocks... 🪣 Want to bring your new Sulfur Cube to your base? Use a bucket! ♨️ Sulfur springs are found across the Overworld, but dig deep beneath one to discover a sulfur cave! 🧱 New block sets! Use cinnabar and sulfur blocks to add rich reds and yellows into your builds! Read more here: aka.ms/ChaosCubedTest…

@libsecurity @Minecraft Least obvious paid shill

@Minecraft sulfur cube is lowkey the most chaotic addition they could've added, i'm here for it

@Minecraft I wonder how many kids are gonna try jump into sulphuric acid thinking all it does is make them nauseous

Mmmm nacho aliens

The lonely boner shoots it's cum at night

Movie idea: guy with access to AI image generators time travels to 2016

Remember when emos couldn't admit they liked a Taylor Swift song so they had to make emo covers

@TMF_GenIv @MinecraftMeme16 Same company that won't add sharks because they don't want kids to think they're bad btw

@MinecraftMeme16 The sulfur slimes look fun for lovely world minigames however i despise how they took a bath in sulfur like its all fun and harmless, make lava harmless too mojang if your this soft.

Oh no

What the fuck do people who have no hobbies do all day

@MageAndokai @reddit_lies Waarom

@conkkreet @reddit_lies no. and there is an obvious reason for that.

Redditors think of a comeback.

Every Minecraft update for 3 years now

@InsaneCope Imagine drawing a comic about leaving a social media app

Are zoomers the first generation that don't have their own style and just keep ironically wearing fashion from a decade ago

le sigh

Reddit users when you say "the cylinder must remain intact"

New ragebait tactic: when someone says a fact, reply to them with "that's been debunked" and don't elaborate any further

@firemansam_2008 @Minecraft Every other mob this day is just cuteslop for merch. I don't even mind small updates like the Pale Garden

@conkkreet @Minecraft I agree with what this person said. x.com/MaybeHyacinthi…

TINY TAKEOVER IS HERE!!! Tiny Takeover has officially stormed Minecraft! New versions of baby mobs are causing cuteness overload across biomes and builds. Pack your golden dandelions, craft name tags, and get ready to collect, cuddle, and coo over our new tiny rascals. Read more about it here! msft.it/6019QtO8N