Connecticut Guy

In 2025 we’re going to -Eat like Homer -Laugh like Bart -Think like Lisa -Love like Marge -[REDACTED] like Maggie

Dont mind me, just setting my Now TV avatar to Hermann Göring my favourite character from Nuremberg

My precious Al

@JDVance they’re calling you the worst catholic since Martin Luther

Last night we let the Connecticut talk

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

I love this tweet because so many monks in the book speak exactly like this

@SkettiLuvr1973 honestly platonic ideal of halal cart i coulda smashed three of these

@connecticut_guy perfect amount of white sauce

Quadruple cream fucked on the Amtrak

No fucking way

Sometimes reading Steinbeck is like getting kicked in the chest

@3mericanj0hnson Oh okay sick I already do this

@connecticut_guy it's all about the foot tripod and resetting the balance on it, being able to use your feet to ground yourself. with the arch letting to screw yourself into the ground, using your core proper and then using the hip flexors

so tibial rotation work --> opening up more ankle mobility --> more hip space --> elbows getting to pull back better --> better chest stretch --> releases pressure points on my clavicles that pull my forward what kind of wizardry am I doing at this point

I feel like we moved on from this too quickly

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You see I wanna give a fuck but the way this crème brûle gelato got me set up I truly can’t

Can they be even remotely fucking serious

Tax day tomorrow don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Benjamin Netanyahu

Less than 100 years ago we created social security to stop the elderly from suffering and dying penniless and in despair. Today we force them to deliver burger to pay for cancer treatments so billionaires can rape the planet

Guy in my SEAL platoon faked being shot in combat and later was elected to the US Senate, where he assaulted a Marine and broke his arm for speaking up against Israel.

this is how Puyi was moving after Mao let him loose in Beijing