Caroline Rogers

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"Dude, I'm tired of animals going extinct. I hate it." - David Boyd

@ameliagermain hahahahaha yes! Whoops!

Had a dream I met Drake and Josh last night. Then, they ate lunch with me.

No, I do not need to get an eyebrow wax. Thanks for implying that I need one though, nail lady.

Panera employees talking about the last time they cried. All of them said they cried last night.... #unstablepanera

Now it's "We Are The Champions."

"We Will Rock You" is playing at Starbucks at an unacceptable level. My HELL.

Bffs. How did it know?

I still love Ryan Sheckler.

Pitbull will be the end of me.

Just tried to unlock my apartment door with the unlock button on my car key. Should be a good day.

Ordered a medium pizza and chocolate dunkers from Pizza Hut just for me. Going to turn the tv on so the delivery guy thinks I have company.

Another day, another dollar... Except no dollars.

I still look for patterns in the answers of my exams.

Never middle part. Side part forever.

STUPID HALF SHIRTS! I just want a whole shirt!!!! I am the only person who is allowed to see my belly button.

Looking up recipes for fun.......?

@bethanybre got a job today! YAY FOR BEING A BIG GIRL!