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Connor Meade

Connor Meade

@connormeadian

Stand-up. Fuck-up. Co-host of the Each Other’s Mothers podcast, Google it bitch. Co-Producer at https://t.co/DD2Igf9Pbj

Detroit, MI Katılım Haziran 2018
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I feel douchey sharing things about me, but Anthony Brancaleone deserves the share for being awesome and writing great articles that support local comedy. Check out @TheMetDet! themetdet.com/connor-meade-l…
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Whenever I see a video of Andrew Dice Clay I think he’s an Andrew Dice Clay impersonator.
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Men will ask “who hurt you?” Right after they hurt you.
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@DoorDash has the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced. Are y’all hiring? I would love to be paid to be completely useless.
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I’m a New York open micer (3) but a Midwest feature (7).
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Do you think Marc Maron is mad at me?
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Gay people walk so fast because they’re full of Rush.
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It’s either my way or the other way, whatever is easier for you.
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These kids will stfu for one second and be like “I went non-verbal. 🤪”
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Republicans hate my abortion joke but love jokes about beating the fuck out of kids.
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Absolutely devastated to find out the Big Boy’s in my hometown closed. 💔💔
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Ever have people that stay in your life for no reason? My ex boyfriend’s uncle has kept in touch with me for 10 years. Like not in a creepy way, he’s a good guy, I don’t mind, but what are you doing here man?
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I love the Midwest, the lady at the McDonald’s drive through window was so nice to me I almost cried.
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Me after aggressively crying for 47 minutes: Time to jack off n go to bed.
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Dude I love looking like a fucking idiot in NEW YORK CITAYY
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I love that “there’s a girl in this band” is a genre of music.
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I love a gay ass flight attendant.
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Dudes just pretend to be libertarian for attention.
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I love when people sit wide on the train, like legs spread arms out, and they think I won’t snuggle right up to them. Have fun trying to shove your elbows into my side, I’ll put my arms around you.
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Do you think anyone dug up my 2nd grade classes time capsule yet?
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