conrad

my friend gave me this jacket i wanna steal it so bad

@papas_gino and you’re annoying on here

@conrad0ffline that just means you are annoying outside of sex 🫢

gay dating is going out with someone because they’re the one that asked you out and you get back home and they already have you blocked

@aa1dxnn waist not found

computah…

@Tobybayy so cute

yall think I got enough limes?

here’s another

whoever started the jjk samurai trend where their tip is out thank you

guys stop liking my tweet about anime dick

why are twitter followers fluctuating so much recently

shoulders kinda popping in this

@pp_butt_ oh yes

@nxd1979 they said i’m not able to request a review for the decision

instagram suspended me permanently for some shit i didn’t even do. great

@saintj0seph need that

unforgettable

@vpytbh well if he said so then see u soon

Omg that’s crazy @conrad0ffline is gonna be under my tree Santa said so.

thanks for 10k tho hehe i’ll try and respond to some of yall soon

now everyone’s seen my dick print oops

@douchedemon i’m not even that tall

@conrad0ffline Why r u 9 feet long

who’s joining me next time

@noimoien @douchedemon mister questions 😭

@douchedemon @conrad0ffline Whole ass dick print and mister questions is here