Has anyone been to @ChipotleTweets lately? The business has fallen so far down I’m almost ready to stop going all together
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JasmineTheeMother ✨💫
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@consultjasmine
Giving you advice you didn't ask for and not giving af ever. I don’t belong here, waiting for Scotty to beam me up 💫✌🏾🙄✊🏾🦄💐💰💰💰🇺🇸💋👩🏾🍳♒️✨
Cleveland, OH Katılım Şubat 2017
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Nigga, just watch the news.
Lorxel ×͜×@lorxell
Is there any show where the villain actually won? I’m tired of villains losing to the plot.
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“Do you know how your pussy feels?”
Tell me
Growling, “So fucking good.”
I lost it. He lost it. On to Round 2
𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋@ohyessratii
Can you guys give me new phrases to say when we fucking?😭
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Anne Rice begged to help. Warner Bros. said no. So they crammed two novels into 90 minutes. Changed Akasha from Middle Eastern to African. Made Marius turn Lestat. Cut the twin sisters. Killed the gay subtext. Then Aaliyah died. A mess. A masterpiece. I've watched it 3 times.🔥
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Once a streaming company starts charging for plans that include commercials, it’s time to disengage. That defeats the whole purpose of on demand streaming. We were paying you not to show us ads. Y’all have lost it
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People holding Kanye more accountable than the United States government lol
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The United States government: The Iranian government is bombing data centers that we use for AI!!!!
The American people:
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ryan coogler bringing back x-files and animorphs OLD BITCHES WINNINGGGG
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@shawtyastrology Virgo moon. Capricorn Stellium. It’s coming baby
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nah if you’re an eldest daughter with capricorn, aries, scorpio or virgo placements, you deserve financial compensation omg
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Whoever is doing Ye pr and marketing deserves a raise. Comeback of the century right here
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Do he be getting his ass beat all 4 seasons?
Clit Dempsey 🦅@thotzekage
Alright finna start season 2 of invincible
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How life feels when u achieve something without telling anyone
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Only idiots believed this shit. There is a reason why college educated individuals voted against the orange buffoon in large numbers and why Trump literally think his supporters as losers and stupid,
✠ 𝔅𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔫 𝔳𝔬𝔫 ℜ𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔥𝔞𝔲𝔰@husafell_stone
Trump was supposed to be the way out. A savior. MAGA. Rebuild domestically, no more foreign wars. Iran fiasco negates MAGA. If this is not resolved soon, it may be remembered as one of greatest betrayals, possibly ever, in our lifetimes at least. No one voted for this, at all.
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the last time the Republicans lost a presidential election they tried to lynch the vice president
Catturd ™@catturd2
Every time Democrats lose a Presidential election, they throw a spoiled brat, toddler, temper tantrum out in the streets for 4 years.
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The No Kings protest was cute at first but we’re at the 5th one now with no change I need yall to start burning shit
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Q: You don’t regret that people might’ve lost important income to support their lives?
A: No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit.
Q: Ok. Did you reduce the federal deficit?
A: No, we didn’t.
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