quirked up shordy

have to be hot online now that i’m not a good Poster anymore

I get overstimulated easily so I need to drink beer to calm down. Need to drink 10 beers before it's even noon. Because of my gifted child adult ADHD

A beekeeper in Massachusetts has been arrested after unleashing an entire swarm of bees on police officers who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient from his home. Over 1000 bees died in the struggle, and one officer had to be hospitalized for bee-related injuries.

@realmartypeercy most definitely

@contextinspectr i bet thats better health care than you get

they did surgery on a balloon

Michael Jackson is gone Prince is gone Madonna is still here. Lil Tay is gone. Bhad Bhabie is gone. Woah Vicky? I'm still here.

Michael Jackson was the world's biggest celsbrity because he slid around and said hee hee

@frogg_gurl I was also there !

Being 3 white claws deep at Red Rocks got me like: why the fucking hell am I in Colorado seeing Sublime at the most beautiful venue in the world right now. Holy shit😭😭

i’m on the same flight as that zionist detransitioner

@BrickFlipped no exactly

the cursive b is such bullshit

i’m like, 87% sure they are not hitting on me

what is it about me that makes my peers scared to talk to me but, for some reason, extremely approachable for boys 19-22

mo pussy mo problems

Part of the reason I love 2 On by Tinashe is that she talks about getting wasted from a place of power!

5’10 is kinda like 6’1 for girls

gonna eat 7 edibles and telepathically apologize to everyone in My mind

was lowkey serving while lying to my psychiatrist on the clock via facetime

They want you to get a job so you can't drive around for hours and notice The Pattern