cuteinho 🧬

los videos que le mande a mi novio mientras esta laburando

gives you a heartjob. because i love you.

they should invent a timeline where none of that ever happened to me

quero passar o final de semana inteiro assim

August is basically sunday

made bf bring me food at work and he was acting weird when he dropped it off and then texted me this after driving away

the workers in the theater watching us sit and wait for a post credit scene

devoured this sandwich in front of innocent pedestrians

@nilzunhinged keep a filled bottle (whichever), nearby .. all the time. Environment changes everything

a ‘hack’ to staying hydrated is to buy an obnoxiously expensive water bottle so you feel like you have to use it all the time

@cosyposter you need to start hunting

cuando me pongo un gorro pero noto que todos saben que no soy alguien que usa gorro

SPIDEY I’M COMINGGGG

Men are stupid I agree but a woman in love?! A complete idiot I tell you.

this adult shit is ass

Everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but nobody talks about the number of amazing, intelligent and successful women who apparently gave up on dating cuz this generation men has nothing to offer besides stress, trauma n life lessons never expected from grown ass men.

i was having pregnancy scares as a virgin

girlfriend day this girlfriend day that. how about ex girlfriend day??? why don’t they celebrate that?? i wanna text them all 😻

*En un concierto* Cantante: COMO ESTÁ TODO EL MUNDO ESTA NOCHEE?????!! Publico: WOOOOOOOOO Yo (desde la última fila hablando en un tono normal): La verdad es que últimamente he tenido unos meses un tanto difíciles y no estoy pasando por mi mejor momento

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