Matthew Cook

@NHL_Rosters The goalie though....wow

What a 2026 Russian Olympic team could have looked like: Kaprizov-Malkin-Kucherov Ovechkin-Buchnevich-Panarin Nichushkin-Khusnutdinov-Marchenko Svechnikov-Trenin-Demidov Tarasenko, Dorofeyev Sergachev-Zub Gavrikov-Zadorov Provorov-Nikishin Orlov Vasilevskiy Sorokin Shesterkin

@Ford_Nick Canned sardines

Name one thing better than a ribeye..

@MarkLazerus Maybe Blash is in the Epstein files and Burakovsky has the proof.

Jeff Blashill's insistence on keeping André Burakovsky — who has two goals since Christmas and two points in his last 25 games — on the top line has Blackhawks fans frustrated. Why hasn't he made a change? Does he really have better options? My column: nytimes.com/athletic/71356…

@Vman1234V @defense_civil25 Fallen Angels. Moron probably believes in chemtrails too.

@defense_civil25 Yes fallen angels. We are in the End Times. Get right with Jesus 🙏

🚨Update: Reports that President Trump ready to authorize full disclosure of alien visitation on earth! Events dating back to 1947! US recovered alien craft and reversed engineered its technology. Reason we have microchips and cell phones. “Aliens not from other planets,” scientists report they are inter-dimensional….

@Geniustechw Probably coordination and motivation but not necessarily in that order.

What is preventing you from being able to do this?

@LowkeyEnergy_ Wha!!!!???

How can you take a life that easy without even thinking about it 😭😭😭

@oelma__ Yum

What comes to mind when you see this steak..

@dinazee98 -56780097377

@NHL_Muse Patrick Roy

First player that comes to mind when you see this logo:

@brandilwells Fake on the left. Fake on the right.

Gilgamesh on the left. Shroud of Turin on the right.

@Lifeinvestmoney No way. My parents built a 3 bedroom 1400sq fr ranch with an unfinished basement and 1 1/2 car garage in thw suburbs of Toledo,OH ( a known cheaper housing market) in 1993-94 for.$120,000 and sits on an acre and a half and was recently appraised for only $250,000.

My parents bought this house in 1999 for $62,000 They just sold it for $8.2million Housing is cooked

@NoContextHumans Everything is allowed in a street fight.

Should leg kicks be allowed in a street fight?🤔🦵

@King5897E64209 @dom_lucre Barf

@dom_lucre Would it be insane to think that could be a flaming chariot approaching earth? …im just saying, things have been getting really biblical lately, I wouldn’t be surprised

🔥🚨BREAKING: The alleged meteor that was spotted in Red Oak Texas appeared to operate as if it was an alien ship, the fireball can be seen moving up and down in a controlled manner. This is the 5th fireball spotted in the sky on this planet this week.

@JFreshHockey This is a fucking insane stat

Alex Ovechkin is 14 games away from achieving something nobody has done since data became available in 2007: going an entire season without starting a single shift on a defensive zone face-off.

@UncleTwanSaid @NHLRumourReport They seem pretty fucking functional to me.

@NHLRumourReport Funny how Quitter Gauthier chose that dysfunctional franchise

Elliotte Friedman: Re Mason McTavish healthy scratch: Signed...a week before the season; just hasn't been right; nasty contract dispute; whenever this is over you sit down with Verbeek...what are you doing for next year; if it's 2 in a row, it's trouble - 32 Thoughts (3/16)

@count_gema @NHLRumourReport Canucks should be the exact type of team he avoids like a zombie plague.

@NHLRumourReport Should be the exact player Canucks target. Disgruntled young guys hoping that a change of scenery unlocks their potential.

@RobSandersonPxP @frank_seravalli Thats was the joke I was going to post.

@frank_seravalli Hamilton Sound Tiger-Cats.. (assume they won't be able to get "Bulldogs" back from Brantford at this point)

News: Expect @TheAHL back in Hamilton in 2026-27. Deal isn't completed yet but discussions have centered on Bridgeport moving to Hamilton, Ontario after this upcoming season to play in a completely overhauled TD Coliseum after a $300 million renovation.

@alphawarrior55 @frank_seravalli @TheAHL Country?....STFU!

@frank_seravalli @TheAHL I don’t want any of my top prospects touching the ice in that shit hole of a country ! Keep them in The Ghetto at Bridgeport!

@NYIslanders Island of Boom!!!

#Isles News: The New York Islanders announced today that the club has signed defenseman Kashawn Aitcheson to a three-year, entry-level contract.

@elonmusk Bro. Shave your head bald. You'd be a badass.

New Roadster unveil hopefully next month. It will be a banger next-level.