𝐣𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐨

dude just came to the merch table, complimented our set, farted and then walked away

absolutely tickled by this stranger saying “geshundeit” to me after i sneezed in the dairy aisle

find my iphone alert for the glass of water i placed somewhere…

carrying a book around just in case i stop looking at my phone

chatgpt is my doctor and my therapist

"If your song sounds good on an acoustic guitar, you know you've got a good song"—Spiral XP and Julia Shapiro (@cool__slut) talk MBV, subconscious songwriting, Seattle rock tourism, and more talkhouse.com/max-keyes-spir…

3 years ago today we had a listening party for Zorked by Julia Shapiro. You can find the replay here timstwitterlisteningparty.com/pages/replay/f… Tweets from @cool__slut #TimsTwitterListeningParty #ttlp996

@womanbrain you are a politician at heart

I should move back to Enumclaw and become the mayor, I just realized

was almost convinced i need that checkered shag rug that everyone seems to own. god told me no.

@womanbrain god must've spoken to you!

@cool__slut Oh I’ve heard this

god loves e-commerce

people singing songs are always remembering things that happened in december

washing dishes with my airpods amplifying the sound - pure ASMR

@DudeYork how’d it go

we had band practice

i am going to control various outcomes using my thoughts

Just paid $9 for someone to push me on a swing at the ren faire

10 August 2021. Julia Shapiro released Zorked. You can replay the listening party here timstwitterlisteningparty.com/pages/replay/f… Tweets from @cool__slut #TimsTwitterListeningParty #ttlp996

@busiestphilipps Totally

@sexyuniquepod This is huge

Going to be thinking about this for a long time…

My dad just abbreviated not good to “ng”