it's clare

overheard on the mbta: friend 1: I think I really want to move to new york city friend 2: [strong boston accent] i used to say dumb shit like that too kid

if tourist szn has taught me anything, it's that i have a clinical case of "ask me to take a picture of you and your drunk friends" face

fantastic horror film that was overlooked just because of a little ai art that doesn’t even affect the viewing experience

sorry but this is how ottessa moshfegh sounds to me

every time a tourist comes to salem in october, an angel loses its wings (i am the angel. the right wings is my residential parking spot & the left one is my social life)

@swyzleh i believe ittt. currently stuck in broadway territory so next time i'm renting a car and doing an idyllic little TN tour

in my humble opinion downtown nashville is like if a hedge fund bought new orleans and filled it with food halls & electric scooter stations... great sweet corn pudding tho!

begging us to move past our collective 2010s/indie sleaze nostalgia. we can do better, and in the past decade, we have! support print

rat world - reviews cool & queer-friendly exhibitions, book launches, fests, parties, you name it ratworldmag.com/shop

lol. anyway here's a thread of better arts & culture print mags to support 🧵

the second you can tell the mormon wives apart your tv should automatically shut off

those camo hats that say "kamala/walz" or "chappel roan" give the same energy as the red "make america gay again" hats. only effective if you're standing two feet in front of them. from a distance... just another gun range bro smoking a dart

hey so my arts magazine about seasonal depression has a new issue out & it's beautiful & you should order it because the art & writing are stunning. a must-have accessory for this fall. get it while it's hot 🔥 savingdaylightmag.com/order-issue-4/…

@swyzleh is there any documentation about it on your rmv dot com account? sometimes they have ticket history/details on there if i remember correctly

pacing my apartment practicing generic french phrases in an eerie whisper before we drive to montreal

you know when you pull a sheet of tin foil and it looks shiny and perfect, but then you touch it and it gets all dented and ugly? that's what cybertrucks look like to me