cool dad 🦆

reminder i’m built like this before so Think before u confess ur love or whatever

chat would you kiss a toilet seat if your dom told Yes or yes

guys why am i seemingly a hit on gay twitter what happened

❓ Are you looking for anything currently 💬 a sloppy mouth to fuck #tellonym tellonym.me/meowbarkwoof/a…

@hissleepypuppy this deserves the timeout step

@cooldad26 let me be your neti pot

i love snotting out my nose it’s so gross but a lovely experience

@iiwaif i refuse to apologise it’s so satisfying (i make sure no one’s around)

@cooldad26 icky

girl socks in my face needed

❓ i want to kiss your pits so bad and sniff them and make out with them for hours 💬 but i’m ticklish #tellonym tellonym.me/meowbarkwoof/a…

my balls are quite smooth and soft i like playing with them

@iiwaif life is relentless

@cooldad26 i have learned my lesson and never again sorry cool dad

overwhelmed and retired from messaging first cool dad must be yearned for please

❓ Is it okay if im gay and in love with u btw 💬 yes i accept any form of obsession thank u #tellonym tellonym.me/meowbarkwoof/a…

❓ Can I see ur full nudes? 💬 absolutely not #tellonym tellonym.me/meowbarkwoof/a…

send that boy titty pics today, he deserves it

who wants to play minecraft with dad wooooo who’s with me

❓ ew ur disgusting (i want u) 💬 as it should be Thank u #tellonym tellonym.me/meowbarkwoof/a…

@iiwaif :(

im never showing my tummy to anyone ever again

i wanna spit on someone

on my god it’s 12k

those two tweets i didn’t expect to even reach my small circle of like 20 are at like 8k now what the fuck