dumb football bro 🇺🇸

Twitter thread on when I saw a massive pyramid ufo and made contact with nhi nonhuman intelligence, and my first thought was “this is going to be so much work to make it go smoother, I’ll leave this up to the government above the us government.. how do I flag this for them”

80mm！！

I am in heat but I am going a week without HGH or test boosters so wish me luck 👌🏻

Best way to wake up

I was trying to make a semitransparent material like some jelly, that would become see through when light hit it. I'll have to tinker with it more maybe.

#abdl... See this and more at: justfor.fans/Little_Crinkle…

@remarks So I ask for two scoops on every single order, 2 scoops beans, double meat, 2 scoops hot sauce, 2 scoops cheese, ect. It ruins their day every single time. I’ve had them throw some of it out to wrap it instead of just grabbing another tortilla. They absolutely have told me no.

JUST IN: Chipotle CEO says customers should "just ask" if they want more food. "If you want more, just ask the team member. I promise you there's never a team member on that line that's going to say no."

Soggy start to the day~

Bye-bye big kid brain. 🫠

Towering crib rails lock me in place, the mobiles mocking lullabies and stacks of diapers serve like taunts. My stinky diaper pail a constant smelly reminder of my permanent dignity shattering reality. My nursery ensuring my baby brain stays foggy, infantile and useless forever.

@DiaperMinister My soaking wet Barney diapers 😳🚼

Oh it’s @forevrindiapers !!! So glad you didn’t delete your acc

Okay. Total long shot here. Does anyone know that one account of that baby boy who had his friends change his diaper to Barney? He does a lot of thick diapers under his sweat pants shots? I think he had his diaper changed at a birthday party? He’s got a gf. I can’t find him

Every morning you will wake up without your morning wood As I enjoy stroking my alpha length you will leak your f👌🏻g juices to my big stinky maga feet. Every morning you will wake up without your manhood. You will enjoy putting your key in a cup of water and leaving it in the freezer. You will write “homo ATMs live to serve King Chad.” You will beg for release and know it will never come. Your orgasm is spurting your f👌🏻g cash into my cashapp every time you think of my warm stinky toes spreading out. This is your place in life. My foot slave.

💩Push It, Baby!!😵‍💫

Poopy boy making some diaper cummies with Mr Buzzy help 💩💦 #diapergay #diaperboy #abdl #abdlroutine #thickdiaperlife #thickdiaper #abdlboy #tena #tenaslip #tenaslipmaxi #plasticpants

I told him video games would rot his brain, not that It really mattered. Small changes happened first: drooling and an inability to hold his bladder which led to daily accidents. And the more he played, the more he regressed until he was incontinent and a full-time diaper boy.

Wait I had 450 ish followers like 2 days ago…