cory

do you guys think i will ever find a gf? for context im 26M with no job and im 2’3 and i cant shower because the faucet is too high and i cant reach it

not possible penisses do not even reach 3 inches in the first place maximum size is like 2.5 i think or something

if i’m ever 80 years old im straight up doing heroin like what the fuck do i have to lose and it probably is awesome

@Guy128That yeah if you look at these 5 photos and that’s where you go with it you’re a fucking goofball

@coolmathgame_ Not having good facial symmetry and bone structure = immediately “creepy” and “unsettling” (a.k.a ugly). Brutal blackpill

@DontAskJeeves13 nah he just needs to smile and not have 5 selfies with his face 10 cm away from the camera

@coolmathgame_ I feel bad for dudes like this. Some people just won’t ever be successful on dating apps. He could get professional photos but me as I man I use selfies only and get 10+ likes a week. I just don’t take full body pics even when I was shredded

@Guy128That @kittyillcyan this guy also looks like he would strangle someone

@kittyillcyan @coolmathgame_ No it is not his posture or camera angle it is your lizard brain detecting his poor facial bone structure and being instinctively disgusted by whatever he does because that’s just how shitty human nature is. This guy with excellent bone structure looks fine with the same pics

@verysillybestie maybe one more with a different haircut

@coolmathgame_ just needs another few close up shots of his face, really make sure those nose pores are visible

mechanic: you’re gonna need new tires me: fuck. i don’t think i can invent a new kind of tire i don’t really know much about them. is there someone i can get in contact with maybe some kind of tire scientist

@TemmieMew where to download

@coolmathgame_ cory coolmathgame this is not new!! this owl was found at least a year ago, and it is orange because it has airplane deicing fluid on it

how do i download the new owl update

gf breaking up with me: you are too nonchalant me: word

me: i started practicing again. i think im still good enough to make it back into the league. im smarter now, more efficient friend: what league are you even talking about you’re 30 and you work at dominos me: highschool basketball

becoming the first esports call of duty player to tear my acl during a match because i sat up too quickly

environmentalist: if we all do our part in reducing our carbon footprint, we can save our planet multi-billion dollar company: we are proud to announce that we have invented a new kind of cancer

my landlord doesn’t understand basic human necessities. like bro i NEED more tattoos i do not NEED to pay my rent. dumbass

@FrazzleMyGimp you can just walk on one and check it out see how u feel i’m pretty sure

@coolmathgame_ Idk yet

[to the guy next to me at the airport] you getting on one of those planes or just hanging out here

me: bro wouldn’t last a second in a 2009 cod lobby 😂😂😂 1000 bc village child that was recently found alive frozen in ice: [plunges his hand directly through my chest and into my heart, crushing it instantly]

interviewer: so we went over your background check and saw that in 2023 you were brutally frame mogged at a frat party. care to explain? me: [under breath] fuck