roth ira beneficiary

im being annihilated at the event horizon later

they need to invent something that makes your brain work. they should invent an instrument which causes your brain to function

Nothing On Computer Will Last - ancient finnish proverb

preheating my over to 550 degrees 3 hours before use

Eat The Entire Lasagna With Your Hands And Smile

you can say anything to anyone. if it’s wrong just take it back. not a problem

we gave 23000 people a small melon. what happened next surprised us

don’t recall asking + if sherman locked in atlanta wouldn’t exist

i like telling my cat to put his pajamas on about twenty minutes before i go to bed. “go on, put your jammies on,” i’ll say alright take care,

i’ve overlayed my orange juice portfolio with Payday futures as a short term hedge

(tossing this picture on your desk) consult the data. my conclusions are supported by the data

@LarryAlbertGil yes man

I just successfully defended my PhD and I guess you can lowkirkenuinely call me a doctor I guess (🎉🎉🎉)

i have intentionally forgotten everything. it would be courteous of you to delete all memories of me

i’ll begin the process of converting your memories into ambient drones now. please remain still

going to sleep and not waking up but existing eternally in the Super Mario 6 Golden Coins universe

i’ve never loved anything as much as i love my portfolio of illiquid orange juice derivatives

you’ll need to discuss this matter with my representative, Deals Chortley

she was lost to the night i’m afraid

a series of rounding errors has caused me to invest my entire portfolio in a suite of complex orange juice derivatives

@amindfulmanlet you accept their slow rate of walking and oblivious nature out of charity, and being familiar with californians

@coolnormalgiy I loved the people of chicago when I visited. Perhaps they loved my joie de vivre

chicago could be a great city if it weren’t for the people and the way the people were