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@Phillies if you hate the @Mets, sign me to play. Y’all suck and you need a person like me to show those young people love for the game and always getting bullied and death threats. I won at life, now the rest is gravy. Born dead with one good arm, but my dead arm can hold a bat.

@NBA you better suspend Jokic for game 5. There’s no rule saying you can’t score at the end of a game. Unwritten rules are why disabled people aren’t allowed to do anything in United States society. Jokic went with intent to fight. Who cares about a game? Grow up, babies.

@MLB you are America’s past time, unless you’re a deformed crippled American. Everyone in the galaxy hates us cripples and all able bodied people tell us cripples to die or kill ourselves. Come kill me.

@MLB I know y’all hate cripples and deformed people just like the rest of the United States hates deformed people like myself. @Mets and @RedSox have players who are able bodied people who can’t do anything. I have one good arm and could do better. But cripples aren’t allowed.

@RedSox may I be your next manager? I’ve had multiple death threats and been shot at multiple times. Drive by shootings at my grandma’s house. I’m not scared of online threats or real life threats. I’m a deformed cripple adult who was born dead with nothing to lose. Wanna win?

@ImMeme0 Did the left start a war and cause gas prices to skyrocket and inflation to rise more? Maybe god is trying to intervene.

The Left is the biggest threat to America.

@Mets I find it funny that the president is getting shot at and I have been shot at numerous times and had drive by shootings in my neighborhood. I’ll never be a pro athlete, but I’ll still have to deal with gun violence in San Antonio, Texas everyday.

@iAnonPatriot Haha I have survived way more. Drive by shootings in my neighborhood and numerous death threats on my life. WELCOME TO LOWER WORKING CLASS AMERICA’S WAY OF LIFE!!!

President Trump has now survived FOUR assassination attempts. Legend.

@Mets c’mon give me a tryout. We both have nothing to lose in this game of life. Love my walk up to be the Terminator 2 main theme. My coaches called me “The Terminator”, because they said, “We cut him, and he comes back year after year after year. We can’t kill his will to try.”

@MustangMan_TX Men who love other men like you love Trump is called being a homosexual. I don’t love my dad because he is a man and love for another man is called being homosexual. Man, you love a man.

DEAR TRUMP HATERS, We all get it! You watch CNN, MSNBC and The View and you’re convinced that Trump is bad and only bad. He could cure cancer, restore the low gas prices we had enjoyed and compliment your mother and you would still hate him. Don’t you realize it’s poison for your darkened souls? what good does it do to spew your venomous hatred everywhere? Does it make you feel better? Do you just love attacking MAGA. Is that what your life consists of? Take a vacation from hatred. Listen to some good music. Go fishing with a family member. Seek the Lord while he may be found. You don’t have to be totally driven by your TDS every day! GET A LIFE!!!

@Patriots Texas is allowing the Ten Commandments to be hung in public schools in the state. So why is Mike Vrabel still employed as head coach? Thou shall not covet a neighbor’s wife. So confusing to kids who live in Texas and root for the Patriots.

@Cover3NYC I’m just trying to get a contract and money in my parents’ bank account so they can pay the down payment on a home in San Antonio for me so I can let a neighborhood friend have a place to stay after he’s evicted on April 30th. He watches my stuff, I go win in New York.

@Yankees I shaved the other day before the @spurs for the NHL superstition. Y’all don’t allow beards, but I’m clean shaven and would play ball for you since the @Mets don’t even respond to a fan who can ball and isn’t bsing. I probably would be better looking in a Yankees cap.

@Mets I only want to play professional baseball so I can help my neighborhood friend after he’s evicted from his home of 52 years. He’s an ex-convict and I’m a cripple who works out everyday training for a job being an athlete when cripples aren’t allowed in this U.S. society.

@Cover3NYC if the @Mets gave me a chance, your bettors would have a field day trying to make money off me. Will he hit .400? Yes, yes I will. Give me a Mets jersey with #91 and Tellez on the back, and I’ll win I’m not Rowdy Tellez, but I’m probably his older meaner fitter cousin.

@Cover3NYC if you can get an @Mets scout to come to San Antonio, Texas, I’ll post the video of me throwing. I’ll set up my practice wooden pallet and break a few boards to show off my left handed pitching velocity. I love the sound my fastball makes when a wooden board breaks.

@Mets I honestly know you won’t ever hire me just like the rest of society in the United States doesn’t hire me. When you’re born dead in the United States and you somehow survive only to have one arm, nobody will ever hire you or even want you to exist and even have a life.

@Mets I’m like Shohei Ohtani, if Shohei was born in TX had been born with only a fully functional left arm and a “dead” right arm. I throw over 95mph and will hit .420 as a lefty. I don’t want money, just prove a disabled man is better than the other 8 able bodied men playing.

@Mets you have 139 games left this season. Hire me to play left or right field and pitch, we’ll make the playoffs and win the national league pennant to play in the World Series. Add me and we’ll go 114 and 25 the rest of the season. Maybe 110-29 if I rest, but I don’t rest.

@Mets hire me and I promise we win the pennant in September. Sign me by May 19th, 2026 and we’ll be the “Boys of Summer” kicking ass and taking names. Y’all collapsed last season, why not try me out and learn something from a man living with 1 fully functioning arm.