lucas

@jasondeitrich But most importantly.. why is his suit case so dented?

Not sure if this is a hot take or am I just old, but are airport people real humans? Why do you need to lay across 4 seats? Why are half your socks off? Why are you shouting on speakerphone? Why are you even on speakerphone?

Bubba just came outta nowhere and handed us his driver to give away. What a guy. Follow @bubbawatson and retweet this video and we’ll pick a winner.

@merk_22 Bc u fat

Just played two hours of tennis and now I can’t move

@_connorlarson_ Guy jumping the gun 2 months early here

@4sheetsburner Took me 3 min to discover who you were

Might fuck around and start tweeting more. Full send SZN

@merk__22 Can’t wait to compete for biggest belly at gav’s Bach party in 2 years

@merk__22 Ah yes.. fatter*

@merk__22 Is the quarantine making you fat?

@_connorlarson_ Love is indeed not blind for Kelly and Kenny #spoiler

Is this the greatest catch of all-time?

@merk__22 Thought this said cock off and was hoping I could be your plus one.

@merk__22 You’ve always been fat

@jnorman_32 @_connorlarson_ 4 more games than the peasants ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What a terrible showing for the cards. Thanks for coming @_connorlarson_ @coolucas_

I’d appreciate approximately 13 runs within the first 3 innings today. Think we can make that happen atCardinals? #TimeToFly

@brycemckee03 When?

Moving to SD soon!

@_connorlarson_ No Dad

@_connorlarson_ Claw down boiiii

@_connorlarson_ @LilNasX tell him it’s about the animals