Big Dave

Let that white boy wear dreads

Ordering an uber just to fart in the car and leave

They’re making mission impossible a million

What if a backpack was … elegant

I’m drunk as shit air frying random household items

Send me a reward

ordering extra cream at Wendy’s

it’s thirsty thursday reply with ur favorite drink and/or ur sluttiest picture ok go

They made Ned from Ned declassified into a homeless

Asking Neil Degrasse Tyson if he can invent a dog magnet

hey I heard you were a wild one

@WetOilyButt drinking a yellow drink

everything is going wrong and there’s no way out this but i will continue to persevere as always. drinking a ghost energy.

The poop files

Telling the hooters waitress I’m not afraid to die

@imonwwe mama

my 600 lb mom is buying me taco bell today

@GalaxyFoamFlexa Huh

@coolworld1998 hi dave

I’ve had four BBLs and I don’t care about the risks

@RichardCranny69 @FellerYeller Did you watch the halftime show

@coolworld1998 @FellerYeller Mine is the size of a tuna can

My dick is the size of a crockpot

@titfart70 @__cletus___ Matthew Perry

@coolworld1998 @__cletus___ I miss him Dave