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John Valdoon

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Mogadishu Katılım Aralık 2025
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jen$en
jen$en@jensenoutsold·
Erika Kirk use to be a FREAK
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mariana
mariana@pastapilled·
I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back
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fab
fab@nolantenct·
told you I'm never going back.
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hue 🎨
hue 🎨@huebound·
these sorority girls next to me at the library have failed the bechdel test for three hours straight
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いがどんー
いがどんー@IGADON2·
さて、ターミネーター2みるよーん
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juhn
juhn@homelikenoplace·
time to find the love of my life
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HowlingMutant
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
Nobody likes doing it, but sometimes you have to have sex with a woman so you have something to jack off to in the future
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𝑴𝒂𝒗☆
𝑴𝒂𝒗☆@thugwontmiss·
when she double texts >>>
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rosey🌹
rosey🌹@thechosenberg·
How do you even explain it to the kids when their older why you’re divorced
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Jap the Baptist
Jap the Baptist@JaptheBaptist·
"A creature appears before you. A squamous, unknowable form. The very sight of it drives even the most hardened of men to utter madness" "I miraculously access my ancestral blood memory, enter a state of atavistic berserk rage, and beat it to death with my bare hands"
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Jalin Troutman
Jalin Troutman@JalinTroutman35·
Proposing to my bitch ass girlfriend
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abcdfg953
abcdfg953@abdcfg9543·
White people be like Let's hop on vc
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🅱️ryson
🅱️ryson@chobloks·
When I pour hot motor oil on my downstairs neighbors they scream loud as fukkkkkk
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Christopher Mccurdy
Christopher Mccurdy@ChrisMcCurdy91·
welcome to florida.
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5.🪐
5.🪐@luvhuss·
My manager just told me when she was a kid in Australia there was a monitor lizard that walked up and down the street at 3:30pm and everyone had to give it a boiled egg or it would tap angrily on the window with its foot.
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