CooperReviews

[while watching @Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit video] "This makes me want to eat a tuna sandwich. Is that weird?"

Man, Canada really has everything - first poutine, and now this! (Their own Space Needle) #OhCanada #Poutine

[enthusiastic approach] Did you know the Jonas Brothers made a new song??? [Pause] [Audible eye roll] It isn't very good #jonasbros

A VW GTI ran a stop sign in front of us. Copper in an angry whisper: "you think you look cool, but you don't"

After trying the @pepsi and @PEEPSBrand seasonal Peepsi: "I think this is the poison they put in Rasputin's wine" #peeps #stuntfood #cantuntasteit

"shooting yourself out of a cannon doesn't seem like a good idea" "And I don't think it actually works"

Me: how many laps did you run at the fun run/ fundraiser today? C: 11! But it's okay, they already have enough money

Can we watch the Beavers vs Gryffindor game today? @oregonstate #GoBeavs

Me: we need to find you some new snacks for school. There are no nuts allowed in your classroom this year. C: Whaaattt? Then who's going to be be teaching the class!?

"If my sister was actually Darth Vader, I'd probably already be dead" #StarWars

After trying Dave's Hot Chicken "hot" "I had trouble breathing. I won't be eating that again." #daveshotchicken

After the very aggressive commercial for @HSJForCongress came on during Jeopardy: "That lady needs to chill out!"

If we climbed Mt everest, we'd probably all die. I'd die first.

Setting it down and walking away: "I can't be trusted with these" @Ice_Breakers

I don't like that @McDonalds calls them "happy meals". Sure they make you happy for like a minute, but then you have the box and all the packaging to just throw away and that in NOT happy.

80s movies...did their best And it was awesome!

I like to think of it as "The @fanta Menace" #MayThe4thBeWithYou

I feel like that plastic grocery bag- all wrinkled on the inside because I am so tired.

We should load this in a mega T-shirt cannon and shoot it at Russia

I'm just here living my normal life while everything is bad everywhere and there is nothing I can do and it's not going to be alright

Russia keeps invading the Ukraine Plastic is killing turtles Everything is made of chemicals The earth is warming up The pandemic The polar bears Russia keeps invading the Ukraine (we are stuck in a loop)

I think everybody in the world is overwhelmed right now. Because of all the big things in the world breaking the world. And then all the little things keep happening too