Cora Contrives

@Call_Me_They Oof. I have partners who have been in that exact same situation. A weird mix of anxiety/relief/disappointment. It really sucks when parents do that sort of thing. I hope one day he learns what he’s missing out on by not knowing more about your life. You deserve better.

He hasn't even asked me what her name is.

Ya know, I was prepared to have to lie to my dad a lot more about my partner. As far as he knows, I'm cis, straight, etc. And doesn't know I'm dating an amab non-binary person, or that we're polyamorous. But he just hasn't asked anything about my "girlfriend" in 6 months.

@akinomii_art I mean, that’s just showing your bosses you’re confident at multitasking - you have skill and ambitions. All qualities that bosses look for!

I say this, knowing full well my bosses follow me here, I could take them both.

@estelofimladris That’s so terrifying. Truly horrifying that such a “small injury” that seems easy to ignore can be the source of illness and mortality. Thank goodness for antibiotics. Good luck to you in healing up all the way.

So if your finger fucking hurts for longer than a week from a little cuticle injury - get that shit looked at. Don't do the tango with sepsis.

@estelofimladris It sucks to cancel plans because of sickness, but good for you for listening to your body. Feel better soon!

I hate cancelling plans. I hate it so much, but sometimes you have to listen to your day 6 antibiotics and stay in bed for a bit longer.

@Dare2Dreamrpg This tracks, you would look good with a rapier in hand. 🗡️

Was told last night that I have Cav energy in a “Gideon the ninth” sense, idk what that means but I hope it’s good?

@ericanewgirl @SeaPlaysRPG This is why it is *forbidden*. I don’t have good ideas, I have ~entertaining~ ideas.

@coracontrives @SeaPlaysRPG Please don’t put a baseball in your mouth. Nope.

@akinomii_art In my experience, this is what sisters are for. Thievery!

My sister: that's a nice shirt you have Me: thanks, it's super comfy My sister: yeah, don't miss it too much 😈 WHAT DO U MEAN FAM

@byConnieChang The uterus is such a tricky little organ, ain’t it?

me: i’m full of evil. hatred. i hate. i seethe and mill and conspire. my evilness knows no bounds my period: *arrives* me: oh

@estelofimladris My cats recently started sleeping in the little cave part of a cat bed after ignoring it for three years. Miracles *do* happen! (This was discovered when I heard my cat snoring but couldn’t find her until I discovered her deep in the shadows of it. I laughed & woke her up.)

a miracle has occured. I bought a cat bed. it arrived today. my cat is sleeping in it.

@estelofimladris Idk if this helps but I bet she would have hated this updated version so that might be a fun spiteful reason to watch it?

I want to watch IWaV, but I also have such fiery hatred for the fact that Anne Rice tried to kill online fandom while writing Bible fan fic and those two thoughts live at odds in my brain.

@Dare2Dreamrpg That Mac looks cheeeeesy!!! 🧀 🤤

Next up on the “I’m actually the greatest girlfriend” tour here’s the dinner I whipped up last night, I’m about to make a peach cobbler now

@Call_Me_They The “atheists” in one of my home brews believe in powerful beings that people worship - but don’t see them as “gods” really- just beings that harnessed powerful forces. And dangerously, some of them believe that they too could ascend to “godhood” if they figure out how to do it…

Flat earthers exist. Fantasy worlds would have their equivalents. It's fine if you ask me

Hey. You know I love you. Clean your makeup brushes.

@Dare2Dreamrpg My cat is the biggest harumpher! If she doesn’t get her way, she will move a short distance away, flop loudly onto her side and let out a loud “HMMM- ummmppphhh” letting out all her breath to let you know how disappointed she is with you. A drama queen extraordinaire.

I feel like we don’t harumph enough anymore. Where are my real harumphers at?

@NalaWu First, you take over the neighbourhood. Then - the world!

@akinomii_art The leaf on the head! 🍃 😭 ❤️

1 year w/ my little boy 🥺💖

@SeaPlaysRPG We could be wolves? Under the moon? Feral and thriving? I fear this may be too romantic and gay for the world! 🐺 🌙 🩸

amira is very close to 25k! please keep sharing and give what you can! gofund.me/f259b0c3