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I can’t be friends with ANYONE who voted for Trump this time. No exceptions. I don’t care what their lame excuse was. Who else feels the same way?

You want some motivation? Fine. Remember it's trashcan not trashcan't.

No one wants to leave the place where they are loved.

In my house, every night is Oscar night. #Oscar

Perception check

@Crafty_Nerd In my experience, it doesn't hurt as much as time passes. I sometimes find myself grateful for the memory. I hope it gets easier for you.

I absolutely love the cart return dude.

There is no “trans debate.” There is no “debating” the right for any human beings to simply EXIST. Don’t be fucking fooled by rhetoric. PROTECT TRANS LIVES

I do not want an A.I. Dungeon Master. I want a human who gets flustered when we ask increasingly specific questions about the local fantasy cuisine, and names NPCs after weird mutual acquaintances, and also I spill drinks on their furniture.

The invention of the silicone spatula has ruined life's greatest pleasure. My childhood revolved around cleaning out the cake mix bowl, and now, 30 years later, there's barely a teaspoon to be had. This is not progress.

It's funny the Jewish community is being accused of trying to control everything, but I can't remember the last time a Jewish person tried to force their religion on me, or govern the country based on what THEY believe in.

I think the Queen would want us all to live the way she did, with free public housing, basic universal income, and full government health care.

If a person of color says "Hey, this is a problem" and your knee jerk reaction is to defend its usage, maybe take a step back and relearn what it means to actually be human, instead of treating everything and everyone with the same internet cynicism you've grown accustomed to.

Ted Cruz is right, it’s the doors, a uniquely American phenomenon. Other countries don’t have mass shooting because they must not have doors.

Schools scared to death. The truth is, one education under desks, Stooped low from bullets; That plunge when we ask Where our children Shall live & how & if

14 children. 1 teacher. The 16th reported mass shooting in ten days. My God.

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

I brought my childhood imaginary friend back to life using A.I. (#GPT3) and it was one of the scariest and most transformative experiences of my life. A thread 🤖 (1/23)