Corey

I don’t know how many years I’ve got left on this Earth. But I’m gonna get real weird with it.

@CoachVGill @planbriuncut @DannyJConrad Not a chiller.

@planbriuncut @DannyJConrad The Reed Shtick is going to get ran into the ground. No surprise this chick is gonna be the reason for it. Finally she gets some spotlight and just has to ruin it.

.@DannyJConrad you need to call Reed immediately

@yobroskigdem @swazzrl Why don’t you list examples instead of throwing out such a broad statement? Anyone can say “there’s better and more important stuff” but to actually list examples proves you’ve thought about what you’re saying.

@swazzrl my point is it's not that big of a deal when it's doable rn + there's better and more important stuff they needa add over whatever you said

now that we don't have bakkes mod I've played for around 2 hours without it and thought about some things they should add in the next update (no particular order / on and off options) 1: auto que after games 2: infinite flips in free play 3: A way to upload games to ballchasing

@whatever_q2 @JamaicanCocoRL @RocketLeague Dude NRG literally just won the most recent regional and beat a piping hot SSG team in the Grand Finals. Your take is hot garbage. If Worlds was played right now they’d be a top 3 favorite to win.

@JamaicanCocoRL @RocketLeague I hate that worlds takes so long. Kc and Nrg have very very low chances of winning right now, but in 5 months they could be back in form and just win easily

Alright @RocketLeague, joke's over. There's 5 months til the world championship, so where da hell is it gonna be?

@OhioTate Interesting tactic to put it on Dante and not PFT. you’re a mastermind man

EXCLUSIVE: I have obtained a photo from the summer of 2025 showing Dianna Russini and Dante The Don attending a Pup Punk concert together on the Jersey Shore I reached out to Dante for a comment: “This is not what it seems. We were with a group of friends that are out of frame”

@BarstoolBigCat @allbusinesspete Gotta reach out to @JeffDLowe I hear he invented the next big thing. He uses it for tasks but you could use it for your passwords 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’m not a blame guy but I can’t remember my password for my home computer and @allbusinesspete doesn’t remember it either and that’s basically 90 percent of his job. Again, not blaming anyone (Pete)

@nyseedy @PardonMyTake @StanfordSteve82 @PFTCommenter It’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard

@PardonMyTake @StanfordSteve82 Is @PFTCommenter a Jew? Horrendous Jesus joke on good Friday

PMT 4-3 With @StanfordSteve82 is Now Live! - The Final Four is Here - Eagles trouble in paradise - Kirk Cousins to the Raiders - Fyre Fest + More Watch or Listen Here beacons.ai/pardonmytake

@PardonMyTake @StanfordSteve82 @PFTCommenter with the “Jesus got crossed up too” had me DYING bro 😂

@Vatira5 @RocketLeague Legit got a bot team in casual duos. Luckily I think they were like day 1 bots because they actually couldn’t hit the ball.

Hey @RocketLeague can we do something really quickly because my last 20 games played is full of bots XD Its my job and i cant play !

@FSUBrando @nickturani @wakeupbarstool @BarstoolBigCat @TBob53 @EddieBarstool And congrats on the engagement Nicky! You da man!

I know this guy hates to be celebrated, but this is a HUGE milestone and deserves some recognition…Congratulations on 1 Year at Barstool, Nick! What an amazing year it’s been! 🎉 #ManyMoreYearsToComeHopefully @nickturani @wakeupbarstool

@StumpyGoblin I’ve played this game since 2015, have all my limbs, and still can’t hit a flip reset consistently. WTFFFFFF

people that overcome their disabilities to play this game blow my mind, absolutely unreal

@Jerrythekid21 BODIED HIM JERRY

Hey Frank why don’t you take a hike pal. We are all trying really hard. Things come up sometimes. A lot of stuff happened yesterday and today. Sorry we couldn’t get a graphic out in time. We have people behind the scenes that also have a full time jobs who get paid nothing from barstool and are dedicating a lot of their free time to the bush. Whatever they get paid is from our pockets. If you were so invested in the bush you would follow all of our players and our main twitter to see scrims we’re live. Instead you’re bitching about a fucking graphic that was posted.

@elis_24_ You have time!

Talking to girls on hinge but only using Rocket League quick chats.

@swhalesweats @PFTCommenter @MarioNawfal Gotta be for the next time you get to show someone the one-bite wing method

@PFTCommenter @MarioNawfal “Learn wing moron” - possibly the greatest insult I’ve ever heard. Not sure what situation I’d bring this to light in but… can I use this?

🇺🇸 The F-22 Raptor is invisible to radar, cruises at supersonic speed without afterburners, and can track and engage multiple targets before the enemy even knows it's there. The most dominant fighter jet ever built and it's not even close.

@justposa @BarstoolBigCat You mean the scrimmage tournament?

@BarstoolBigCat At least Canada won the ASG last year. They’ll always have that

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸 #Class

The King has returned 🤴

@BellaBaddie__ Dog Days are Over

** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@FBGreatMoments Anybody see the blindside block at like 3 seconds? 😂

You just KNOW he got benched after this 😭

@PaddleMaxV @hen_ease That’s what he’s been doing. It’s decision time.

@hen_ease Why not practice with both hands and go whichever side is most beneficial for the shot you have

@Saints504_ @NBATIGAHBOY Bro we’re 8-25 it’s ok that he left them out 😭

@NBATIGAHBOY Nothing about the Pelicans 💔

- Tyler Shough is the ROTY - Saints winning the South next year - Lane Kiffin bout to turn up in the portal - Baseball season is HERE - Chris Olave is WR1 - Jay Johnson is about to win 3 in 4 years Who has it better than us?

@EmmanuelAcho What’s the update on this?

Tyler Shough drafted ahead of Shedeur Sanders????? Nope. Nope. Nope. Hold on, I had to stop my workout for this one! 😳