Joris Cornielje
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Joris Cornielje
@cornielje
"A screenshot a day keeps the doctor away." Clicking my way through life. Creatief x Strategy x AI. Freelance. Papa in de metaverse.
Amersfoort, Nederland Katılım Mart 2009
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Als semigrant (ik woon en werk 5 maanden per jaar in het binnenland van Brazilië) kijk ik #wakkerinparaguay @vpro. 'Naast een inheemse familie wonen geeft problemen'? Idioot! Ik snap dat de nieuwe regering flink bezuinigt op de publieke omroep als die dit soort onzin uitzendt.
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@zeeschilder Haha ja het is echt zo grappig, je maakt er compleet je eigen hoera-verhaal van als je zoiets onderneemt.
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Vrijheid is wonen in een omheinde ‘community’ met tralies voor de ramen… #wakkerinparaguay
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@goulashkroket1 In aflevering 1 kwam denk ik niet voor niets dat Duitse plaatsnaambordje zo prominent in beeld.
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weet je wie er ook naar Paraguay vertrok? Mengele, de arts van Auschwitz #wakkerinparaguay
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@sillybear2014 @Marko_met_een_K Geloven in autonomie en het recht van de sterkste is lekker makkelijk als je daar met een bak Euro's aan komt.
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@Marko_met_een_K En even later dat het ophangen van een veedief niet een heel slecht idee is
Gezellig daar in de Nederlandse kolonie
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Ah, het duurde 4 afleveringen, maar dan toch; alles wederom schuld van 'de Joden'. En schaamteloos uitspreken ook.. #wakkerinparaguay

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@wabi build me an app that can scan my handwriting from a piece of paper and build a custom font from that
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@Lee_077489 @TheNorfolkLion Love your ChatGPTs tone of voice. All how-to should be written like this 😊
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ChatGPT;
Those mysterious “lines” on bath towels? Congratulations, you’ve discovered the least exciting conspiracy on Earth.
They’re not secret measurement guides or “where to wipe” indicators (humans are wild, but not that wild). The lines are called the towel border or dobby.
What they actually do:
1.Stop the towel from losing shape
Towels are made with loops of cotton. If the entire thing was looped, it would stretch and warp after a few washes.
The flat woven strip keeps the towel structurally sane, unlike most of us.
2.Mark the end of the loom weaving cycle
It’s basically where the machine says, “Break time, I’m done with this row.”
3.Make folding look neat
The line gives you a visual guide so you can fold it like a vaguely functional adult living in a Pinterest house.
In short:
They’re not codes. They’re just reinforcement + decorative trim to stop the towel becoming a fluffy potato sack.
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Yesterday I bought the new iPhone 16 pro. But instead of syncing it with my old iPhone I made a completely fresh install / booting up (photos and stuff are in iCloud anyways). So I got rid of all the apps I wanted using anyways bit too hesitant to delete.
My question is now to you:
What are your most important iOS apps? What apps would you recommend that are really with it? Obviously besides the casual ones like WhatsApp, instagram, X and stuff.
Thanks community!
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@Duduagency @samstooff Had the same, you can change the screenshot folder though. You’ll need to find a tutorial to do it, it takes some steps, but it’s totally worth it.
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@samstooff Me too but it only lasts for a couple minutes till i start sniping screenshots hahahaha
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Je weet dat het verbouwbudget niet realistisch is bij #kopenzonderkijken, maar in Haarlem voor 47K dan nieuwe kozijnen, deuren, keuken, vloeren, badkamer, ketel?! Dan lijkt het gratis.
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Moodboard of a slow business. open.substack.com/pub/sublimeint…
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Here's your regular reminder that farmers, who are setting Brussels alight again today, already get a whopping 33 percent of the EU budget
Alexandre Krauss@AlexandreKrausz
Farmers? Let’s go with criminals. Surreal what’s happening in #Brussels.
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@lucas__crespo @RaotoleAditya Moleskine has this. Don’t know if it’s any good though. moleskine.com/en-us/shop/mol…
I write on my iPad during meetings, works great for spatial thinking.
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@RaotoleAditya Most of my notes are handwritten, so I need this like yesterday
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OpenAI is losing its lead to AI that’s actually Open.
And these cracked engineers are here to prove it.
Some of the most impressive demos I’ve seen in a long time.
Here’s what we saw at the @ollama Open Source and Local AI meetup at @cerebral_valley (🧵):


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@thebytepit @midjourney @runwayml This is great stuff, any special process you're using?
We're trying Artflow for consistency, but Midjourney has the best looks.
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A non-corporate corporate handbook, this is great!
(indepent of what you think of Facebook/Meta itself)
GREG ISENBERG@gregisenberg
I came across Facebook's beautiful employee handbook by Ben Barry for the first time today. And I think every employee and founder needs to see it. Even Zuckerberg-haters will probably be impressed. A sneak peek into 15 pages of the Facebook Employee Handbook:
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