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Courtney Parchman

@cornydawgy

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Hi guys!! If you want fashion tips/lifestyle ideas, follow my fashion blog!!!
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A guy I went on a date w asked to come over after, and I said no and that I’m not that kind of girl, and I felt awesome bc it seemed like I have self respect- but really my house was just too messy to let anyone come over
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U would think I‘d feel bad when I do something wrong on accident, but since I have ocd, I actually feel awesome bc now I have proof of concept that I am a bad person and everyone hates me
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Getting back into really niche comedy (I’m flopping)
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Courtney Parchman@cornydawgy·
Still confused at what could have possibly been the situation when I was 8 years old at my great grandpas funeral for me to have done the worm
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Courtney Parchman@cornydawgy·
I think guys have adhd more than girls bc they are born with a fidget toy
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Courtney Parchman@cornydawgy·
Getting back on hinge and seeing the same guys I have been seeing since 2020 is so cute!! Like awwww guys!!! We are growing up together 🫶❤️❤️
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I want to know what it feels like to grab a pencil w a big hand so bad
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Peoples obsession w labubu is like when people were obsessed w bananas and being dressed in them and it’s pissing me OFF
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Courtney Parchman@cornydawgy·
Jesus would have been a theater kid
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A couple of boys I have been with need to be wishing me a happy Mother’s Day bc the gentle parenting I did with u………..
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Courtney Parchman@cornydawgy·
Happy mental health awareness month!! If ur stuck in ur head and can’t get out, ur not crazy!!! U might be sick! I love u and it will get better!!!! Stick around it’s rlly worth it- I promise I promise and im sorry u got a bug in there
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Courtney Parchman@cornydawgy·
My cat saw a bug in the house this morning which is honestly really great news bc I’m really busy today so she will be playing w that bug and tryna get it all day so I don’t even have to worry about playing w her! Thank u to the bug for coming to my house!!!! My babysitter!
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Courtney Parchman@cornydawgy·
Ok I know our ancestors went through a lot but they don’t know the physical reaction to casually being on social media and a video of ur ex showing up on ur friends story
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When I die and go to hell it’s gna be sitting on la cienaga tryna make a left turn onto sunset
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Being straight in la is proof that sexuality is not a choice
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