Courtney Parchman

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A guy I went on a date w asked to come over after, and I said no and that I’m not that kind of girl, and I felt awesome bc it seemed like I have self respect- but really my house was just too messy to let anyone come over

U would think I‘d feel bad when I do something wrong on accident, but since I have ocd, I actually feel awesome bc now I have proof of concept that I am a bad person and everyone hates me

Gimme THAT

Getting back into really niche comedy (I’m flopping)

Still confused at what could have possibly been the situation when I was 8 years old at my great grandpas funeral for me to have done the worm

I think guys have adhd more than girls bc they are born with a fidget toy

Getting back on hinge and seeing the same guys I have been seeing since 2020 is so cute!! Like awwww guys!!! We are growing up together 🫶❤️❤️

I want to know what it feels like to grab a pencil w a big hand so bad

Peoples obsession w labubu is like when people were obsessed w bananas and being dressed in them and it’s pissing me OFF

Jesus would have been a theater kid

@jellyomlette We laughed rlly hard but I had to cut it short bc my hands were getting shaky

@cornydawgy what did he say

Met Steve Carrel this week and showed him this video

A couple of boys I have been with need to be wishing me a happy Mother’s Day bc the gentle parenting I did with u………..

Happy mental health awareness month!! If ur stuck in ur head and can’t get out, ur not crazy!!! U might be sick! I love u and it will get better!!!! Stick around it’s rlly worth it- I promise I promise and im sorry u got a bug in there

Ok :)

My cat saw a bug in the house this morning which is honestly really great news bc I’m really busy today so she will be playing w that bug and tryna get it all day so I don’t even have to worry about playing w her! Thank u to the bug for coming to my house!!!! My babysitter!

Ok I know our ancestors went through a lot but they don’t know the physical reaction to casually being on social media and a video of ur ex showing up on ur friends story

When I die and go to hell it’s gna be sitting on la cienaga tryna make a left turn onto sunset

Being straight in la is proof that sexuality is not a choice

THANK YOU @LAPDHQ !!!!!!!