Slydel Xan

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help I can't tell if it's hot or cold outside

"Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him."

"All these shit takers need to get the fuck out of the fast lane!" -my mother

Water supply is down in Founder's hall. #UNCA #uncavl

Let's NOT play "guess how much Slydel weighs"

"My watch always says 4:20." -@jmilli410

"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."

I got 99 problems and my friends Mary Jane and Jack solve all of them.

The squirrels on campus are getting really cheeky.

You had me at "vegan."

Tank girl or Sonic the Hedgehog for Halloween?

My lovely lovely coworkers prepared a special cup for me. So long, Carrboro. See you soon.… instagram.com/p/c_wk6cM7WT/

Just bought a tank top from @thrillcitync during their SALE that ends at midnight tonight! Get your shirts and tanks for $18!

@thrillcitync Hell yes!

@CarrboroBear it was taken on the bike path by the railroad tracks just off Brewer Lane!

5 Steps to Find Your Inner Balance and Feel Less Anxious buff.ly/1aumwI9

I'm on a boat and It's going slow and I've had 5 drinks and I feel good, man

"People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges." ~Joseph F. Newton