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this ain't rock'n'roll, this is genocide :: DEATH/CORNER https://t.co/zbsTpSLjE5

Dead Man, Town of Machine Katılım Ekim 2016
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Welcome to DEATH IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER @ patreon.com/deathcorner – The show starts at episode 67; all early free shows are now on the Patreon & unlocked Thanx 4 listening
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Ah, you are too kind – I am a tinkerer, merely, no qualified man of science. But I did, as it happens, invent a new kind of bison. Perhaps you've heard of it? It is known as "Being Shot in the Head or Chest, By a High-Powered Rifle, Through an Open Window"
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This is maybe the best example I've ever seen of the dumb ways NBA players evaluate each other, and why so many players are shit GMs: "hooping." They're fucking addicted to the MJ/Kobe archetype. If you can put up 20ppg while visibly molesting a child, the League still wants you
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Watch any quarter of his career, on any team, and watch what happens when they screen him on defense. He fucking disappears. He punches his timecard and blasts thru a sixer of High Life. Kyrie does all the same shit, but he CAN play real defense too. DeMar: evidence inconclusive.
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DeMar was drafted in 2009, meaning he's spent 17 years refusing to do all the things a player can actually control. Defensive intensity, knowing the scheme, filling space, moving off the ball, seeing gimmes via defensive glitches. 17 years. Coach Jesus Christ couldn't fix him.
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If you listed everyone who played ANY minutes in the NBA last year and said "You can have any one of these dudes, 2 years, at the MLE," DeMar is bottom 50 for sure and probably bottom 25. He's been fucking awful since the Bulls had 15 good minutes in Biden Year 1
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And give me Jović figuring it out, at any speed, 100 of 100 times over DeMar. We've got a historically big, mean, athletic, intense squad, swarm of fucking bees on every possession. Perpetual malcontent "shooting guard" who only takes middies & is a bottom 5 defender, fuck off
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@mrgracemugabe How about we bring this whole thing around, really curve out the end of that plot arc, and I suck off you and Luke
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Thanks again to everyone. I am so surprised and touched. In a good way. I offered to suck off each donor which my future wife nixed. She then offered to suck them off, but, I do not think we shall be going down that route. But we and Luke are all incredibly thankful.
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I really hate having to do this, believe me, but I’m getting married in two months and I’m flat broke. It’s for my Loony and my brother (old heads might remember Luke) so I’m swallowing my pride. Will love any help you can give gofund.me/86bf26978
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@sethharpesq You'd probably know, but just in case, I give my highest recommendation to the piece (I think a published excerpt of his who-gives-a-shit autobiography) in which he describes being forced to skinny-dip with William F. Buckley, in language that REALLY makes you wanna kill yourself
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The National Review took his stuff offline but never forget that Ross Douthat rose to national prominence as a passionate advocate for war in Iraq. He wrote the NR's "Iraq Watch" column and its "Kumbaya Watch" column, in which he derided and ridiculed critics of the invasion.
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The New York Times@nytimes

Breaking News: Ross Douthat, The New York Times opinion columnist, is joining CBS News’s “60 Minutes” in one of the first major hires since Bari Weiss’s takeover. nyti.ms/45s7aEh

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@MarkAmesExiled What is the opposite of a "bridge builder" ... is that even what you call people who build bridges? ... come on, goddamn it, Tom, WHAT is the word for someone who destroys bridges ... destroys ... by Jove! A bolt so blue as to impoverish the pure blue sky!
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@housetrotter I haven't seen the movie, very much doubt I will, but it's pretty funny to make a "plot hole" of "Sometimes it's good to defy the gods, but sometimes it's not, and nobody knows when or why" – yeah, like in the world here! Now, and also back so far it's in the fucking ODYSSEY!
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@Seamus_Malek Professionally there's still no title, at least no title universally agreed upon, for what you become when you have incubated William Buckley's seed
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Séamus Malekafzali@Seamus_Malek·
I’m not going to pretend that this matters anymore, but does Douthat even claim to be a journalist? Hasn’t he always just been an essayist? No shame in that as a role but the correspondents on 60 Minutes do things other than talk on screen.
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@lethic_econ Are Ludes still in the Canada mix. Can you send me a Quaanadian resupply
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Maybe I should stand right in front of him and the bow, and I'll say like "Don't shoot me, Hoss! Haha. But for real, that's crazy, did you know him or something"
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Wow, that guy just strung Odysseus's bow. I can't wait to hear his story when he's done with the bow and lets the next guy try, any minute now
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