Junior Soprano Burner 🐗

GAMEDAY.

In another universe Donald Trump is a Skip Bayless-caliber pundit who runs ESPNNews like a despot

The typa shit you hear your linebacker say before he paralyzes somebody

Your wide receiver’s Instagram caption:

Fouling up three is woke bullshit. Nut up and play some defense

@KentuckyMBB @MarchMadnessMBB Never should’ve let go of the Italian.

Final.

Good thing my nephew took my keys away or I’d take every one of these stupid things off the road myself.

Put a suit on, you jerk off.

@jpsconductor @instagram Yes, it’s just a bad wannabe TikTok at this point

@Steven95774860 @FunTimeZoo @FieldYates If you want Jefferson then take him. When’s the last time the projected No. 1 player actually finished 1st? Almost never. Get the guy you like

@FunTimeZoo @FieldYates Ok I want to take Jefferson but I just feel guilt taking him at 1

Over the past 2 seasons, Davante Adams had 12 TD catches from the 5-yard line and in, easily the best in the NFL. The Packers traded the best goal-to-go WR in the league and now need a new finisher. A.J. Dillon can be a big part of that solution.

@sydney_fields1 Nah don’t sleep on BYU, they have straight 350 lb Samoans in the trenches

Yeah I don’t see a soul in this video that’s beating us on October 15th

@DavidMarts13 twitter.com/would_it_dong/… Would it dong never lies

AARON JUDGE DUDE

@morgthomas23 I’d put him in the 3rd tier. As a Cowboys fan he’s incredibly overrated because of his supporting cast

@morgthomas23 Never said they were, but I’d hope a supposedly elite QB like Dak could win a wild card game with a top 3 roster in football

@morgthomas23 Lets not pretend like that Rams defense wasn’t something else entirely

@morgthomas23 Against the Súper bowl champion Rams? Yeah I’m sure he played poorly. Lets not act like Dak was a hero in their first round exit vs the Niners 23/43, 5.9 YPA, 1 TD/1 INT, 69 passer rating, and only 17 points

@morgthomas23 Kyler had more yards per attempt, he was more efficient. And again you’re not acknowledging situational factors. Dak had arguably the most talented roster in the league

@morgthomas23 Of course he had more yards and TDs, he played more games than Kyler did lmfao And again, Dak has a way better situation

@LAxFLAME Damn.

Pick 1 hip hop album to keep and the rest are gone forever