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I don't care what anyone says, you can totally see Brad Marchand's washboard abs in this pic.

5 straight playoff wins, the @Canes look daaaaangerous

@TheSunsRay They read my tweet in the segment but I didn't see it

Yes , with Messier... Hey PK

They read my tweet on ESPN and I missed it 😬

@BenderBC Oh shit, that's awesome!

@corribananas Your tweet just got read on their intermission segment.

PK Subban is a pair of suspenders away from a modern day Steve Urkel. #ESPN #NHLplayoffs

I still really love watching Quinn Hughes play hockey. But stop fucking with our draft pick

Mr Beast going for that Survivor tax right off

@VancityReynolds needs to get his ass back here and save the Whitecaps!

I'm so shocked. Cheech, you were an absolute legend.

@AdamSchefter Sausage party

Pittsburgh broke the all-time round one attendance record with 320,000 fans tonight, topping the 275,000+ who attended in Detroit in 2024, per the NFL.

Count Chocula is the best cereal ever made.

Alberta: leave your snow shovels lit forever.

So many passengers they'll need a bus to get off the ice. #letsgopens

I like to pace when I'm on the phone, and I have a long hallway in my office. Got 900 extra steps today from being on hold 🙃

Maybe a hot take, but I can't stand what Vegas has going on with their centre ice logo. #Forgedingold

@AConcussed I need a printer for my business 😩

@corribananas Meh. I gave up about five years ago. There’s a FedEx about a mile up the street and I just go there to print documents on a flash drive.

Went to Walmart to get ink for my printer. Ended up buying a new printer that was cheaper than the ink I needed. Like, is this what I'm doing now when I'm out of ink?

Also, not being able to print a black ink document because I'm out of cyan explains everything wrong in the world.

Well I need money. Like a big bag of it.

@Canucks Peep the right bicep, those are Ninja Turtle tattoos!! Definitely sign him.

There it is. 👏