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@CodifyBaseball Woah-that’s a lot of useless text. I wonder if you could run this through ChatGPT to simplify things. Let me know if you need help!

2025 Projected Wins (FanGraphs): 97 LAD 96 95 94 93 ATL 92 91 90 89 88 87 NYY PHI NYM 86 ARI 85 TEX 84 BOS SEA CHC HOU 83 BAL MIN TB 82 TOR DET SD 81 MIL KC SF 80 79 STL 78 PIT CIN 77 CLE 76 ATH 75 LAA 74 73 WSH 72 71 MIA 70 69 68 67 66 65 COL 64 63 CWS

Speak for yourself rocket boy twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

In what fucking world, DO PENQUINS FUCKING SING, but they aren’t allowed to fucking dance???

Danimal science

Captain Sullly was DRUNK

I’ve been letting birds in

Vine was my idea

People on chopped be like “I’m doing this for Michigan”

I majored in paper towel math

When I was little I was really embarrassed to have been born in one of the months with only 30 days instead of 31

Rip Captain Phil Harris

Hi, can I get 2 bean and cheese burritos with no pickles and no onions

Taking a strong stance against Arby’s

Come on guys! We’re almost there, we can do it!!!

There were only ever two paths we just didn’t know it: 2013 Iron Bowl Kick Six-> Friday night lights-> Midwest emo-> alternative music college culture-> liberal 2013 Iron Bowl Kick Six-> barstool sports-> wake boarding college culture-> conservative

@ryan_guglielmo @johncanzanobft That would have been a very sick conference

@corrinR96 @johncanzanobft Honestly too bad MWC didn’t foresee this coming and try to grab Army and Navy as football only members last year before the AAC did.

@ryan_guglielmo @johncanzanobft Yeah definitely a risk, but the “war chest” would rival what the PAC 2 are working with. I imagine they’d be able to walk away with more than the~10 mil each after raising FCS teams. Just don’t see how UNLV/AF had so much leverage when the other option was millions more for the 5