CHARLΞS SNARKLΞY🏴‍☠️

@jbresl Love the pepsi Rolex… legggo lol

Packing up on our last day in St Thomas and found my old Draftkings red Maui Jim’s at the bottom of the bag.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Chinese government has banned all silver exports indefinitely and announced that they will pay $150 per ounce on all imports SHFE and SGE silver prices immediately spiked to $150 on the news!

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women buff.ly/ChMYukr

Canada is not a serious country.

Circle was asleep while many millions of USDC was swapped via CCTP from Solana to Ethereum for hours from the 9 figure Drift hack during US hours. Value was moved and nothing was done yet again. Comes days after you froze 16+ business hot wallets incompetently which is still being slowly unfrozen. @circle @jerallaire @usdc are bad actors for the industry.

🚨Big announcement… I’m taking him back ! Courtside…I’ll handle the bedtime 🤌

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch: CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history? Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

Thanks to @ICEgov, one of Canada’s most wanted criminals is behind bars. On March 23, ICE arrested criminal illegal alien Adrian Walker — a Canadian top-25 most-wanted international fugitive wanted for first-degree murder — at a residence in Tupelo, Mississippi. During the operation, he was also found to be illegally in possession of a firearm.

This MAN is crushing it. LAST month he did the Taxpayer acknowledgement which was BRILLIANT TODAY: He delivers a scathing rebuke of Toronto Public Health and their $307 million annual budget.

The FBI caught our cartel boss. The FBI caught our Brampton drug trafficker. ICE just caught our most wanted murderer. At this point, US law enforcement does more for Canadian public safety than Canada does😖

@OdessaOrlewicz New NDP Leader:

Fox News just featured the Canadian embarrassment called the NDP. There may be a clip or 2 you hadn’t seen yet. Pretty funny segment:

We got male Republican honkers before GTA VI

Pierre Poilievre response to WOKE equity and inclusion cards at the NDP leadership convention, which has now gone global

@fascinatingonX Shocking 🙄… scarcity is a fake narrative created by the ruling elite…

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Japan has succeeded in producing oil from Water and Carbon Dioxide

@WeaponsVault I dunno about you but that’s a little too close to the boys… put it to the side ffs 😂

Not gonna lie, this look pretty innovative. Still won’t catch me fanny pack carrying.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander when asked about Jaden Ivey: “He’s my brother, If he goes down I’m ready to go down with him and the league should waive my contract too.”

@Polymarket If they look anything like the gals from “dude where’s my car”:

BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.

@grandoldmemes @scatstacks @ShaneABrar

No one: Kristi Noem’s husband for some reason: