Cory Scott

Meet Rob Stucke, an Information Security Engineer on our Detection Response Engineering Team! 👋 We sat down with Rob to hear all about his day-to-day as well as what he and his team are building. Want to get involved? Check out our openings! 👉 cnfl.io/444uJB8

@jubei DiRT!

if your job title is security engineer and a change you push takes down production, is that a production outage or an unplanned red team exercise?

@k8em0 Ellie the cat also has gone into hiding

Scapy The Cat has entered the kitness protection program #Caturday

@0xMatt @argvee @PrivacyWonk Let us know if you find The Cure.

Pushing to implement a Goal Oriented Threat Hunting culture on the Detection Engineering and Threat Hunting team but getting some dark responses...

"Cybersecurity professionals cannot collectively sustain a model where most of their resources are spent reacting to emerging problems like a steady stream of vulnerabilities." A sobering stare-into-the-abyss moment in the CSRB log4j report. cisa.gov/sites/default/…

@argvee @0xMatt That deserves a 🪡

@0xMatt Matt.

The state of Bug Bounties in 2022 in one tweet.

@adamjodonnell I’ve been to even stranger offsites.

Severance Waffle Party.

How many concurrent Google Calendar chimes does it take before you realize you need to close some tabs? My office sounds like an arcade at 10 minutes before every hour.

@k8em0 He was trying to explore the Buttered Cat Paradox! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_…

Found Scapy The Cat 🐈‍⬛ suspiciously crouched low over something in the corner of the kitchen under the counter. Is it a bug? No, he has wrestled his favorite prey to the ground & subdued it. Now he’s just licking his whiskers like nothing happened when there was clearly a murder.

@tqbf What would be his preferred honorific?

@cory_scott I’m sure “the boy” irritates the hell out of him too, but what’ll really get him here is “biochemist”. :)

This evening is okonomiyaki, whiskey, and grinding through job applications with the boy. If you’re looking for a biochemist, HMU.

@tqbf I can’t imagine ever calling my son anything other than “the boy” or “little dude” although he is taller than his mom at this point…

He gets mad when I call him that, because he’s merely graduating with a BS in biochem, and doesn’t have a graduate degree, but I paid the tuition so I’ll call him what I want.

After the third Smiths track within a single hour during our Valentine's dinner out, I had to give it up for the mad lad who crafted the playlist. Well played.

@bennettrun hey, coach! What’s cooler than doing The Stack in 6 days in January? Doing it in 5 days in February! (Plus bonus Monday run)

@k8em0 Best wishes for Scapy! His presence in my feed makes my day brighter.

Scapy The Cat 🐈‍⬛ ate food this morning!! It was honestly touch & go last night & we were preparing for the worst. He was refusing water. First pic was last night😿 2nd two are now. Vet is seeing him tomorrow & we’re likely going on some kind of steroid regimen for the asthma.

Scapy The Cat 🐈‍⬛ had a scary asthma attack that had us thinking this was it. He’s much better now, was up & walked into another room, but now huddled in his safe spot. I’ll get him to the vet first thing in the morning. Send fur baby pics. Here’s Scapy on a better day last week.

A reminder to all security and privacy professionals about our obligation and duty to stand up and “shout from the cheap seats”.

@royalhansen My copy is on the way - until then, could I hang out in your bunker?

Making plans for the end of the world!

@argvee Our cat's litterbox (Litter Robot) has an IP address. Why not a blanket? :-)

You blanket does not need an IP address.

@bennettrun Just finished The Stack in 6 days! Loved frenetic 1 minute run with you and @DanielTheEnginr