Cory Webb

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Cory Webb

@corywebb

Senior Software Engineer at @Affirm, writer, speaker, husband, father of three, pressing on daily.

Waco, TX Katılım Eylül 2008

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Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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Cory Webb@corywebb·24 Oca

@jonschr It’s track + cross country. $6m seems reasonable, tbh. Coaches, facilities, travel, etc. Those sports don’t draw huge crowds, so it’s tough to offset those costs.

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Jon Schroeder@jonschr·24 Oca

How is cross country costing them $6 mill/year?

David Eckert@davideckert98

Profit/loss made by Texas sports in fiscal year 2025, according to documents obtained by the Statesman: Football: +106.9 million BASE: -2.1 m MBB: -5 m WBB: -7.5 m Beach VB: -1.7 m MGOLF: -1.4 m WGOLF: -1.3 m ROW: -3.0 m SOFT: -2.2 m SOC: -2.0 m MSWIM: -2.2 m WSWIM: -1.6 m MTEN: -1.3 m WTEN: -1.8 m MTF/XC: -2.7 m WTF/XC: -2.8 m VB: -2.6 m

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Cory Webb@corywebb·1 Oca

@mkobach Totally agree

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Cory Webb@corywebb·1 Oca

@jballew_horns26 That and a kick return fumble and a bad snap.

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Jeremy Ballew 🇺🇸@jballew_horns26·1 Oca

Our WRs are the only reason Michigan is in this game. 7 drops… not good.

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Cory Webb@corywebb·6 Ara

@titanmateo @KeenanWomack Best reply. Good work.

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matthew@titanmateo·6 Ara

@KeenanWomack 🤘

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Keenan Womack@KeenanWomack·6 Ara

How Texas can still make the college football playoff: (1) Texas Tech beats BYU (2) Georgia beats Alabama (3) The hound barks thrice at midnight (4) A genie grants three wishes to a Texas fan (5) The lord ascends from on high (6) The Kwisatz Haderach foresees it in a vision...

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Cory Webb@corywebb·6 Ara

@mkobach What about Baylor in the Art Briles era?

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Matthew Kobach@mkobach·28 Eyl

If you love college football, I don’t know how you’re not awed by Indiana. Overnight Cignetti flipped a perennial bottom-dweller into a top ten program. This has never happened before in the history of college football, and probably won’t ever again.

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Cory Webb@corywebb·2 Ara

@sunnyright Commitments mean nothing until they sign, and even then it can be iffy.

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Sunny@sunnyright·2 Ara

What is the point of committing if you can de-commit whenever

Rivals@Rivals

🚨BREAKING🚨 4-star RB Carsyn Baker has decommitted from Florida, @Hayesfawcett3 reports. Read: on3.com/rivals/news/4-…

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Cory Webb@corywebb·29 Kas

@BarkingCarnival I think he missed the first half of the South Carolina game.

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DD@BarkingCarnival·29 Kas

Whoop.

Stewart Mandel@slmandel

After a perfect 11.5 games, A&M completely melted down in the second half of Game 12.

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Cory Webb@corywebb·23 Kas

@TexasLonghorns 🤘

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Texas Longhorns@TexasLonghorns·22 Kas

drop a "🤘" for a chance to win some swag! #HookEm | @dulcevidatequila

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Cory Webb@corywebb·17 Kas

@dabernathy89 Be the Karen you want to see in the world.

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Daniel Abernathy@dabernathy89·17 Kas

Keeping giant (15ft) Halloween decorations on your lawn and then throwing a turkey and a Christmas tree on them mid-way through November is super tacky. Where is a Karen when you need one

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Cory Webb@corywebb·16 Kas

@BarkingCarnival Looked like he bobbled it and finally controlled it where they spotted it

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DD@BarkingCarnival·16 Kas

On that last reception by Wingo, I ask you, Twitter audience, go watch the replay. Look where he caught the ball and look where they spotted it.

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Cory Webb@corywebb·16 Kas

@BON_SBNation Which one?

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Burnt Orange Nation@BON_SBNation·16 Kas

Clear hold?

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Cory Webb@corywebb·12 Kas

@JBallewGigEm06 It pains me, but A&M should be #2 over Indiana.

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Josh Ballew@JBallewGigEm06·12 Kas

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Clay Travis@ClayTravis

I love college football, but I’m not sure there’s anything more worthless in sports than the college football playoff rankings. Only the final week matters. Legit nothing they say before then matters at all.

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Cory Webb@corywebb·2 Kas

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Barstool Vandy@BarstoolVandy

#he never got to play Texas. Today is for you

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Cory Webb@corywebb·27 Eki

@essenjame Was Rolando Blackman there?

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Greg Moss@essenjame·27 Eki

Mavericks green throwbacks are beautiful but I’m kind of annoyed they didn’t rebuild Reunion Arena just for this game.

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Cory Webb@corywebb·26 Eki

@HornSports @FDSportsbook Why?

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HornSports@HornSports·26 Eki

Texas is currently listed as a 2.5 point favorite against Vanderbilt (@FDSportsbook) #HookEm

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Cory Webb@corywebb·25 Eki

@BON_SBNation I see what you did there

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Burnt Orange Nation@BON_SBNation·25 Eki

NFL worthy opening script

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Cory Webb@corywebb·25 Eki

@TexasLonghorns @LiveHumann

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Texas Longhorns@TexasLonghorns·25 Eki

built for this 🤘 #HookEm

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Cory Webb@corywebb·13 Eki

@jballew_horns26 How hilarious would that be though?

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Jeremy Ballew 🇺🇸@jballew_horns26·13 Eki

Absolutely no way. That would be a step down to what Elko has now in CS.

SleeperCFB@SleeperCFB

Keep an eye on Mike Elko for the Penn State job - East Coast Background (New Jersey) - Has had success recruiting on the East Coast - Played College Ball at Penn - Fits the culture

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Cory Webb@corywebb·12 Eki

Yeah man, if only. 🤘

Johnny OU@OUFball218

Man I wish Oklahoma had a ranked opponent this weekend.

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@jonschr @mkobach @jballew_horns26 @titanmateo @KeenanWomack @sunnyright @BarkingCarnival @TexasLonghorns