Alison G

"There's a Whole Foods in Gowanus now. Up is down. Black is white." - Alex

Best Yelp nitpick I've seen today: "The bread was a bit weird shaped" (3 stars)

My new favorite thing is British Pathé's video archive, it's like early 20th century YouTube.

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sorry about the spam, remaining twitter-users

I hate when Disqus says its taking longer than usual. You mean longer than FOREVER?

@thehilblog No one else liked it either. @nytimesarts ArtsBeat: Talking ‘Mad Men’: Was This the Worst Episode Yet? nyti.ms/Y8LCFw

Speaking of the internet, how do spammers find a site before it's even indexed? That's not a whine, I'm seriously curious/impressed.

I'm gonna use twitter again because I'm an internet professional and such.

How do you turn caffeine-induced mania into legitimate productivity/momentum? This would solve all my problems.

I know that article's real old, but it's Friday and I do what I want!

I'M COMIC SANS! mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-co…

I'm at Manhattan Beach (on The Sand) w/ @thehilblog 4sq.com/MLrLnp

Just heard someone say "knarly" in real life, no sarcasm. California = the 90's

madmenmadmenmadmen! #westcoast #nospoilers

Cults @ (@ The Fonda Theatre w/ 3 others) 4sq.com/GH4EJk

"only the shallow know themselves"

#1 rule of internet survival: never read comments.

coffeeeee