Brian Pope

@Jimllpaintit please can you paint Mike Tyson and that other guy faking the moon landing. Thanks. 🌝

Seriously though, why does my toaster go up 6 minutes? I don’t run a crematorium.

The new Balenciago winter range is going down a storm.

One day you’re enjoying the social media’s doing social media things and the next day you’re being attacked by ‘Alpecin Grey Attack’ adverts. 👨🏻‍🦳💀

@Jimllpaintit Captain Spaulding/America

The disappointment on the children’s faces when you let them open an Amazon parcel and it’s 5 litres of washing up liquid inside. 😜

I am thinking of getting rid of Amazon Prime but where else can you order 20 pairs of butterfly earring backs and a paddling pool cover at after 11pm and have it delivered to your hands tomorrow for FREE? Nowhere. That’s where.

Do you ever look up and see a plane fly over and think… “I wish I was on that fucker, I don’t even care where it’s going!” Today is one of those days.

@DJNSussex Sat on a park bench with a carrier bag. Less Downton, more Dudley.

Election day! youtu.be/zHOJgs-5Y3s

@DJNSussex 😂🍆

Those just stop oil guys have really upped their game…

@Jimllpaintit as poor Mr Sunak didn’t have Sky TV as a child could you make a boys childhood dream come true by painting him receiving the doomsday device from Legion of Doom on Monday Night Raw!

Hey mr science guy, Don’t spray that aerosol in my eye, For I don’t really want to die… I’M A NOBLE RABBIT!

Honestly though Ricky, what do you put on that front door, it’s so shiny! #generalelection

@AccidentalP An total wazzock of a guy!

Edmonds's shoes... #AccidentalPartridge

@DJNSussex That’s totally not your insta feed. 😂

Someone in the dentist waiting room just referred to Matalan as ‘Mataland’.

@DJNSussex Hell yeah let’s all play that game! 🤑

Time travel bitches!!!