Ashley Costa

@blitzkriegbauer @guilhernunes_ Obsessed lol

@guilhernunes_ @costaa_ash

The guinea pig had a bad day and decided to order a burguer, but he ordered from a different place, the order was late, and it wasn't even that good.

@blitzkriegbauer @mkparks04 How I’m gonna start leaving my unfinished books 🤣🤣

@mkparks04 @costaa_ash

Note my grandpa wrote in his copy of Infinite Jest 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m absolutely riddled with ADHD. I have almost complete time blindness. I get distracted and suddenly I’m out of time. I can’t start anything before I NEED to. Here are some things I do to overcome it and be a functioning and respectful member of society ⬇️

@blitzkriegbauer @poetryalpastor Hehehhe communication with me peopleeeeee

@poetryalpastor @costaa_ash us!!!

Unbearably corny to say but if you are late to plans with me I love you and I don't want you to feel a little shitty about yourself. Please forgive yourself for me.

What’s cool about jackets is they are removable based on temp/vibe

@blitzkriegbauer @IfeanyiEmm34386 This hits close to home lololll

@IfeanyiEmm34386 @costaa_ash this version is even more hilarious 😂

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings. Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

reminding you that, during the covid-19 pandemic, i was hopeless in life and, suddenly, meryl streep, christine baranski, and audra mcdonald got together and performed the song 'the ladies who lunch'. who can survive without art, my god! incredible women!

@blitzkriegbauer @geeblaq4k Omg nooo that’s me :/

@geeblaq4k @costaa_ash 💀

When I'm arguing with my friend and we Google it only to find out I'm wrong

@blitzkriegbauer @sedderaside Likeeee as a judge?? 👀

@sedderaside RAVEN!? @costaa_ash ‼️

for those of you who don't watch drag race, this is like rihanna coming back to music

@blitzkriegbauer @NINETIESWITCH I’m not totally mad about it lolll

@NINETIESWITCH @costaa_ash she really said all this 😂

Language on network tv in the late 90s was VERY different my goodness 😭

@filipino_gemini @blitzkriegbauer

this tweet just reminded me of this man

@blitzkriegbauer @SomaKazima2 Most creative take on this I’ve ever seen 🤣

@SomaKazima2 @costaa_ash genius work here

It has to be done sometimes 😭😭😭😭

@blitzkriegbauer @rosedommu Omg this eatssssss

@rosedommu @costaa_ash cunty af

NEED

@blitzkriegbauer @Lean_Puffs 😅😅😅

@Lean_Puffs @costaa_ash

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

@turntineforwhat I had a friend who graduated university and was so burnt out her parents let her recover in bed for a MONTH while they cooked and cleaned for her…. Like I’m not saying she didn’t deserve it but to witness it was insane 👁️👄👁️

none of this is pertinent information but I want folks in similar situations to know it's not all sunshine and rainbows over here. shit is hard

I've been in a depressive episode for the past several weeks and it's mostly because the closer I got to the graduation finish line, the harder it hit me that there is no finish line. Not for me anyway. I'm exhausted. I finished a marathon and I just want to rest. I want what my classmates have! A family I can return to. A safe home to live in while I apply for job. So many missteps away from homelessness that I can afford to accept the RIGHT job offer, not just the FIRST one. I want rest. I EARNED rest. I feel like if I don't take a break, I'm GOING TO BREAK. But I'm in a river with a harsh current of generational dysfunction pushing me backwards towards what Has Been and I'm swimming against it, alone, toward what Could Be. And if I stop swimming for even a moment, I'll get swept away. so I've spent the past few weeks trying to radically accept the concurrent realities that: 1. I need a break. 2. I deserve a break. 3. I do not get a break.

@blitzkriegbauer @horrorsthetics “God you’re butch” turns me onnnn

@horrorsthetics @costaa_ash of all the queer movies to watch growing up, this was the one for me lol

jennifer’s body, 2009

@blitzkriegbauer @Justwandyy Actually wild lol

@costaa_ash @Justwandyy Like so long enabler seeker 👋

My friend blocked me after this conversation. 😭

@blitzkriegbauer @Justwandyy Not much of a loss for friendship lolll

@Justwandyy Friends need to be able to hear hard truths. The emotional maturity levels are seriously mismatched here

@gowanusofficial @blitzkriegbauer

Been looking for this for over a year

@blitzkriegbauer 💀🤣🤣

I wonder if listening to this nonstop since it’s release has influenced me in any way