cottage_goth

This made waves in my inbox when it first dropped

Lego introduces a new brand, called “Bionicle.”

Accidentally railed my e by sneezing w it under my tongue. Am I about to be girlypop on the orange line this morning?

Of course I cum fast, I’ve got fish to catch!

@androgynae feels just like that, doesn't it

x ban wave reversed & bots inflate my followers like a meaty cock

@RoxanneWaters_ Oh my 😅

I know you’re hungry

Hope everybody is having as lovely of a day as I am 🌙

@edotstreetcar lmao accurate

i wanna have a threesome where it seems like it’s 2v1 but in reality we’re competing to see who can make them cum first

Two weeks on e and cannot believe how soft my skin is 🪽

Do you guys like stinky girls ?

Named my fist RuneScape character after him btw

@veggetable_stew I’ve been sayinggg

I actually really miss the naval mechanics in CK2 compared to the ones in CK3 :(

@androgynae You never miss

I need somebody who looks exactly like this to do this to me exactly right now

@RoxanneWaters_ *gulp*

uh oh. shower didn’t work. you’re still filthy. eternally filthy for me.

The person who drew the original Yu-Gi-Oh monsters needs to be held up there with Andy Warhol

Cash meet at the LA Rick Owens boutique?

@androgynae Oooof

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Devastating