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I realize not many people smoke anymore but I firmly believe it does make you cooler.

I enjoy my Twitter account and I don't care that hardly any other people do.

Most dogs like to be scratched but mine isn't an itchy dog and I think it's because I don't bathe him.

@oldfriend99 I agree. Just do the research.

I did a deep dive into all the Michael Jackson stuff and it turns out he was normal

I guess I sometimes do dumb things like order tacos or go on online dating or enroll my dog in daycare. But it all works out.

Like where you have a good time but don't ruin your whole life?

I drink a fair bit but don't like being drunk and don't often do. Is that a seperate kind of alcoholism?

Just let them die.

Might take up dressage.

Please play Sublime Santeria at my funeral.

I wish I was autistic.

I also like to sleep with the temperature at 12.5 degrees and that's just not realistic for a window air conditioner.

I think I'm a fall and winter person. I sweat too much for nice temperatures.

I'm not autistic but they seem way cooler than the 'average guys' on regular dating apps. But they always seem to match up with each other.

There are more interesting people on Love on the Spectrum than I ever encountered in online dating.

It's not a bullshit regular pita, it's an Extreme Pita.

Endless shrimp is back, guys.

I'm too dumb to understand why we need AI data centres and why they're bad.

My 420 jokes aren't getting much traction on Facebook.

@oldfriend99 My weed store didn't even have any 420 deals. Now that it's legal Canadians don't care.

People should only go to jail for smoking weed if it's against the law where they live

Namaste.