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@counterfeitingl

nonsense has a welcome ring

rhymes with a female body part Katılım Eylül 2012
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
I realize not many people smoke anymore but I firmly believe it does make you cooler.
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
I enjoy my Twitter account and I don't care that hardly any other people do.
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Most dogs like to be scratched but mine isn't an itchy dog and I think it's because I don't bathe him.
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I did a deep dive into all the Michael Jackson stuff and it turns out he was normal
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
I guess I sometimes do dumb things like order tacos or go on online dating or enroll my dog in daycare. But it all works out.
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
Like where you have a good time but don't ruin your whole life?
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
I drink a fair bit but don't like being drunk and don't often do. Is that a seperate kind of alcoholism?
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
Please play Sublime Santeria at my funeral.
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I also like to sleep with the temperature at 12.5 degrees and that's just not realistic for a window air conditioner.
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
I think I'm a fall and winter person. I sweat too much for nice temperatures.
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
I'm not autistic but they seem way cooler than the 'average guys' on regular dating apps. But they always seem to match up with each other.
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
There are more interesting people on Love on the Spectrum than I ever encountered in online dating.
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
It's not a bullshit regular pita, it's an Extreme Pita.
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
I'm too dumb to understand why we need AI data centres and why they're bad.
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
My 420 jokes aren't getting much traction on Facebook.
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counterfeitinglife@counterfeitingl·
@oldfriend99 My weed store didn't even have any 420 deals. Now that it's legal Canadians don't care.
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josh (oldfriend99)
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People should only go to jail for smoking weed if it's against the law where they live
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